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this is the longest ive ever been awake im just so nauseous and tired
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Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty
Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*
Me: My... I've never tasted such an exquisite creation.....
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some person: we dont let our pets on the furniture
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My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring
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I pray that every woman finds someone that makes you feel like relationships really don’t have to be so hard. They don’t have to take such a big toll on you emotionally. You’re supposed to be indescribably happy
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me: hi ma'am how are u today
customer: *ignores me*
me:
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