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[delilahclarke]

@dancingdelilah: hey sister, do you still believe in love I wonder? xx

[delilahclarke]

so i'm not going to be here for a week bc ugh i'm spending time with my cousins four hours away from where i'm staying so ugh

i hope everyone had a merry christmas/ happy holiday and i'll see you all soon! xx

[delilahclarke]

I'm not having sex with you, Keenan. Not even in a bathroom.

Oh shit yeah. Skylar. Well… what about the bathroom, there’s always space in there. 

[delilahclarke]

Not so fast babe, we're sharing a room with Wallace's sister.

Why hello there cutie. Fancy meeting a girl like you in my room…

[delilahclarke]

@dancingdelilah: say something, I'm giving up on you..

[delilahclarke]

Hey roomie. 

So… is anyone up to anything. Bored out of my mind here. I just wish batdog was here to entertain me.

[delilahclarke]

I'm not mocking you, I'm just incredibly drunk. 

I feel like you’re mocking me. Are you mocking me?

[delilahclarke]

I swear to God I am drunk.

I swear to drunk, I am not God.

[delilahclarke]

@dancingdelilah: oene day i will be famous and ya'll will be jelly bc i'm goign to be famous and YOU'RE NOT

[delilahclarke]

I'm going to be famous one day, babes. 

My my my, my my my, my-my my-my… Staring at the sink of blood and crushed veneer.

[delilahclarke]

Come on skinny love, just last the year, pour a little salt we were never heeeereeee..

[delilahclarke]

I think I'd rather just pass out in the corridor. I'm Delilah, don't think we've met. Or if we have, I probably just forgot. I'm kinda.. drunk right now.

Oh, don’t get me wrong - It’s a great movie. Just not when you watch it three times a day.

[delilahclarke]

I have never seen that movie. Should I be glad that I haven't?

Even intoxication can’t save me from the pain which is seeing Home Alone for something like the seventh time this weekend.

[delilahclarke]

@wall-e: @dancingdelilah dear god, just please get back to your room and get some rest? I'll swing by and bring you to breakfast in the morning.

@dancingdelilah: @wall-e he's a lil fuckin pube and u know it!!! oooh hash browns and bacon with a side of vodka pls

[delilahclarke]

@wall-e: @dancingdelilah I'm the one who fucked up. Beat me with the bat.

@dancingdelilah: @wall-e i never liked the little blond pube anyway i'll fuck him up whether it's ur fault or not #duh #that'swhyyou'refriendswithme

[delilahclarke]

That's why you watch them drunk. Being drunk makes everything better.

 I swear to God, if I watch another Christmas movie I might throttle somebody.

[delilahclarke]

@wall-e: @dancingdelilah haha, oh, lol. Sorry but uh, that won't really work anymore.

@dancingdelilah: @wall-e do i have to beat him up? i'll do it i'm going to grab my baseball bat ok