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       It  was  apparent     how  the  bunny's  expression  changed  from  a  worried  frown  to  one  of  bewildered  confusion,  as  soon  as  that  guy  didn't  act  like  the  victim  she  expected.  Perhaps  there  was  a  reason  he  proudly  announced  his  home  as  he  did.

The  dumpster.  Rather.

      ❝ Ah,  my  bad.  Excuse  me,  I  didn't  want  to  assume  .  .  . ❞       He  was  a  little  stinky.    (  Obviously,  so.  )    But  if  Babette  was  anything,  then  a  person  with  good  manners.  Odor  or  not.  Hesitating,  the  tailor  reached  down  to  shake  the  weird  acquaintance's  hand.  Did  she  feel  something  sticky  touching  her  palm    ?  ?    Better  ignore  it.

       ❝  Wow,  these  newfangled  apartments  sure  are  .  .  .  the  spitting  image  of  your  everyday  garbage  can    ! ❞      Haha  .  .  .  Ha.  Quick,  pull  your  paw  back  before  it  stains  .  .  .      ❝ Mr.  Spamton,  Sir.  Lovely  to  meet  you-    !  .  .  .  Is  this  your  .  .  . ❞      Wine-red  eyes  flicked  over  his  attire,  then  back  at  the  mismatched  colors  in  his  gaze.  He  surely  just  worked  here,  right    ?    Home  sweet  home  ;  Perhaps  a  workaholic  who  practically  lived  at  his  workplace    ?      ❝  .  .  .  Office  ? ❞

   He  can't  honestly  LIVE  in  a  dumpster.  He  CAN  NOT-

How long had it been since anyone was in the alleyways, in the dumpsters? Spamton had lost count of the days, though was thankful no fresh garbage had been piled on top of him while he wasn't paying attention.

Not quite as thankful for the silence, though. Today was surely the day the phone would ring and-

The lid opened! Ah! A customer! Someone! He had to quickly dust himself off and- oh Angel above she was scared. The shriek was enough. A pretty common reaction to a man in the trash.

*POOR? I'VE NEVER FELT [[Get Richer Now]] BEFORE IN MY [[Lifetime Guarantee!]] *[[Throwing Your Life Away]]??? NO, THIS IS MY [[Humble Abode]]! *NOTHING QUITE LIKE [[Home Sweet Home]] IN A GARBAGE CAN!

Denial, an easy way to make your situation so much better! He stands slowly in his stinky 'home' and (quite gracefully for someone his build) jumps to the ground in front of her, hand extended!

*SP *SPA *SPAMTON G. SPAMTON AT YOUR [[Rapid Service Requested]]!

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 ▌ starter for   @bloodtwin

         ❝  Waow,  your  robe  looks  just  like  the  fabric  we  use  for  the  curtains  back  at  the  castle    ! ❞      That  was  not  meant  to  sound  like  a  front  ;  rather  a  humble  similarity  Babette  noticed.  Floppy  ears  twitched  for  a  second  when  her  own  words    (  as  if  she  did  not  utter  them  herself  )    replayed  in  her  head.

 That  was  so  meaaaan,  nooo    !

    She  backpedalled,  her  neck  ached from  the  angle  the  bunny  had  to  uphold  to  maintain  eye  contact.       ❝  I  mean-  they  just  look  alike.  The  colors   &   such.  A  very  nice  curtain--  robe,  you  are  wearing    ! ❞

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Second active day on this blog, and we're talking about piss.

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 ▌ starter for   @starfaite  

       The  unfortunate  helper  robot       had  to  endure  mindless  babbling  while  Babette  was  maneuvering  through  the  new  streets.  The  ones  she  never  really  got  to  explore  herself  since  the  happenings  in  the  card  castle.  Cyber  World.  It  was  Layla's  job,  of  course,  but  the  company  felt  honest.

   A  nice  day,  so  far.

       ❝  Ah,  by  the  way  ;  earlier,  I  ran  into  some  of  these  thingies  .  .  .  pissis  or  whatever  they  are  called.  You  know    ? ❞      What  the  little  tailor  meant  was  mooost  likely  some  pipis.     ❝ Are  they  sentient  too    ? ❞

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 ▌ starter for   @pipissalesman1997   [Spamton]

         The  first  step  of  getting  the  chaos  in  your  head  handled,       was  taking  care  of  the  chaos  of  your  environment.  Taking  out  the  trash   (  which,  truth  be  told,  was  mostly  used  paper  plates  )    was  one  necessary  evil.

    Babette  hated  garbage.

A  quick  trip  to  the  container,  opening  the  lid  .  .  .  Shrieking  when  she  saw  something  moving   ?  ?  ?

A  couple  of  clumsy  steps  backwards.  A  raccoon,  maybe    ?    Were  there  raccoons  in  the  area  even    ?    No,  that  looked  like  a  little  fella    !

       ❝  Oh  gods,  you  poor  thing  .  .  .  Who  threw  you  away    ?    You're  still  alive. ❞       Hand  over  her  heart    —    The  shock  passed.       ❝  What  are  you  doing  in  that  garbage  container    ? ❞

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♥ like for a little starter. I will try to find some memes also but I'm sooo picky with those :0 Mumus specify

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@bloodtwin eyes on the prize or something idk i dont converse with this guy.....

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 ▌ Bends way, way, wayyy down to sniff at Babette curiously. Sniffsniffsniff. ( Smells like fresh laundry . . .  )  「 @bloodtwin 」  

         Fluffy  ears,      bigger  than  her  little  head,  picked  up  the  subtle  sniffing  noises.  A  turn  of  head   —   looking  over  her  shoulder    (  fight  or  flight  tethering  to  breaking  out  )  . 

      ❝  C-Can  I  help  you,  sir    ? ❞

Looked  like  someone's  dog.  Someone's  huge,  massive,  big  dog-

Riiight,  they  sniff  to  figure  out  if  a  person's  vibes  are  all  nice    !    Babette  remembered  that  this  ritual  usually  involved  their  butts  .  .  .

       ❝  I'm  not  edible  .  .  .  I  would  taste  yucky,  I  swear.  Only  ate  cake  all  day    !    Not  yummy  cake,  mind  you  .  .  .  ! ❞

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I'm about to commit a crime. I hate doing icon borders I hate it I hate it I ha

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Tag drop ♥

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crawls in here and gets cozy

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✱ 𝙳 𝙴 𝙻 𝚃 𝙰 𝚈 𝙰 𝚁 𝙽   , an independent & selective rp blog for original character 𝙱𝙰𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴  —   [ UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE ] , Mun   &   Muse +21 , tailored by Fungi [ she/her; they/them ]  , heavy topics, gore, potential nsfw warning  ,  personals DNI

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[ Hey, I'm Fungi [she/her], 26 years old and living in Germany. [GMT+1] ]

✱ Mun ≠ Muse ; I think that much is clear. Any statements that come up ic are not specifically my own. ✱ No God modding ; Small liberties like change of scene and such are totally fine and do not have to be discussed. You can hurt her, shove her or whatever, just keep in mind that my muse will react accordingly. Do not assume reactions and write my muses actions. ⟡ You can always message me for plotting or headcanons if we are mutuals. ; However, I prefer if things play out naturally. We do not necessarily have to plot out every thread till the end. I am more than happy writing and see how things develop. ✱ You can always send a starter, no need to ask! ; Again, if we are mutuals. Same goes for sending me rp prompts to my inbox, memes, or whatnot. You are also free to tag me in dashgames! ✱ OC friendly of course. Just be sure to have a little bit of information ready and visible on your blog so I can look it up before we interact. We stan OCs in this household. ✱ Post trimming. ; I use XKit Rewritten to trim my posts. It is not a MUST, but I would be thankful if you have a way to trim your posts. Just to keep it nice and clean on the dash. Other than that, I use the usual small text, cursive and bold text edits. Rarely colored text. You do not have to match my writing or editing style, as soon as everything is nicely readable. ✱ I won’t write NSFW with minors. Mun or muse. Please make sure to have the age somewhere on your blog before interacting. If smut happens, it will be tagged and under 'keep reading'. ✱ Shipping: I am a huge sucker for ships. If said thing happens, keep in mind Babsi is multiship, means that every ship takes place in its own universe. I do have to see chemistry between muses tho, let it be through rp or just nerding about them. ✱ No racism, homophobia, transphobia and so on. Don’t be an ass. I can definitely tolerate ic biased opinions on that in threads, just don't bring it into the real world. ✱ Please refrain from reblogging my art on here if you/your muse is not involved. I am thankful should you find the little sketches  &  stuff reblog-worthy, but Tumblr notifications can be confusing. It quickly floods my notifs  &  my threads might drown. I have an art blog ( @ fvngus ) where I mirror post everything I am fine with reblogging :3