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This is the best one

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where is the article about the guy who breaks up traffic jams as a hobby. bad googling only gets me the guy who faked a traffic jam with 99 phones in a wagon

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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girl helppp

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girl where do u watch movies

um. online

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let’s listen to mama

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Okay okay we all know Johnny cash did his cover of Hurt and we were all like “ok he owns that now” but I watched the music video he made and I’m like “oh he OWNS it owns it”

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"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

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you really can’t unsee american military propaganda in movies like once you start thinking about it you are doomed to be the friend who’s too political when people put on an action movie for the rest of your life

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10/10 dad joke

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It's the last day of April

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today's warm up: Even the greatest of creatures must bear the astral cone, if they cannot stop nibbling at their bandages!!

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i truly cannot tell if you're some kind of lesbian or gay man or cis guy or bisexual or a straight woman or a furry or some fucked up combination but i do know you're a cunt

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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

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The physics of balancing toys 🙃