demermaid
demermaid
Welcome to the Rollin' Hellscape that is My Mind
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The absolutely, positively, undeniably true story of the incoherent ramblings ofTyler DeMers
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demermaid · 3 months ago
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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday
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demermaid · 3 months ago
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highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.
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demermaid · 3 months ago
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demermaid · 3 months ago
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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool
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demermaid · 3 months ago
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soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
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demermaid · 6 months ago
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demermaid · 7 months ago
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demermaid · 7 months ago
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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?
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Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?
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demermaid · 10 months ago
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demermaid · 10 months ago
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oh yeah i had a fucked up dream about animal crossing where they released a new game and one of the features that was added in response to the criticism that the villagers were too bland in new horizons was that each villager had a personal quest you could do to learn more about them as individuals and it would usually be something pretty heartfelt but simple bevause there's like 400 of those cunts to account for. but i was doing gaston's quest and his quest was that he needed to have a drink delivered to him as fast as possible. like you literally only had 10 seconds to find him to deliver him this drink. if you delivered it in time he would just be like "oh thanks i really needed that" and all would be good. but if you failed to find him in time the next time you interacted with him he would literally fucking kill himself by drinking bleach in front of you with the game screen turning to static and then showing close ups of him slowly dying and choking and in agony. and them for the next day everybody would be "shame what happened to gaston :(" but would never comment on what the fuck happened and would move on the day after that. tje game would act like he just moved away. i've never even had gaston in any of my animal crossing towns in any of the games so idek why my dream singled him out to have this fucked up event?? i have no opinions on this guy i forget he exists most of the time??? and he fucking looks like this
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demermaid · 10 months ago
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There is something so beautifully intimate about this picture
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It's the way Yuuri looks so relaxed as Victor is combing through his hair, putting that trust in Victor to take care of him. Because he knows he can, and he feels safe enough with him to do so. Because Victor has always taken care of him
It's the way Victor is looking at Yuuri like he just hung the moon and stars himself, just happy to have the honor of being able to do this for him. He loves Yuuri so much, and he shows it through these little moments of service and affection.
It's the warm lighting in the room that gives this entire image such a domestic feeling.
Victor is being so gentle with him, and Yuuri is just there enjoying Victor's touch and the love being communicated through it.
Yuuri could've easily brushed his hair himself, but Victor chose to do it himself, and chose to take care of Yuuri. And I feel like that's a lot more telling of their characters than we realize.
They make me absolutely crazy 🩵
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demermaid · 1 year ago
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demermaid · 1 year ago
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The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924
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demermaid · 1 year ago
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When Azi finally upgrades his computer it will be to like Windows 95 :). 
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demermaid · 1 year ago
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you get an invite to a gay wedding
you open the card
“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”
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demermaid · 1 year ago
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Discovered that Japanese gamers are really into watching "foreigners' reactions" to video game things and it's so funny. There are entire accounts dedicated to it with hundreds of thousands of subscribers
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demermaid · 1 year ago
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Magic spell of exploding house
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