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big fan of romance horror. big fan of terrible people still being loved. big fan of bending morality and turning the grotesque into something beautiful.

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that’s it, that’s carlisle’s entire character summarized in six words

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jacob was totally that one kid in middle school who always wore shorts in the dead of winter….like there would be snow outside and frost on his lashes and he would be like no im not shivering why would you think that LMFAOAO

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Alternatives names for Bella Swan (Beautiful Swan):

Felicity Mallard (Lucky Duck)

Thalia Gosling (Silly Goose - Thalia is the muse of comedy)

Arla Byrd (Early Bird)

Maia Gallina (Mother Hen)

Sophia Sova (Wise Owl)

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tiny Edward which day is it today according to your calendar?

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let me sign not being on the official soundtrack or vinyl is my villain origin story

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i wouldn't even charge em shit, just do it for the love of the game

If I were Alice Cullen, I’d 100% have a little side hustle in the girls’ bathroom reading palms and giving chaotic predictions just for shit and gigs. I mean, they’ve gotta make going to school for the hundredth time at least somehow fun.

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bella: where are your fangs?

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everytime i watch the baseball scene in twilight, i think of some kid somewhere with their science textbook in their lap and google open on their computer, very confused as to why the sound of thunder does not correspond to the number of lightning strikes or the proximity of the storm, going full x-files trying to figure out this fuckass weather phenomenon that seems to only occur near forks

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alexa play phascination phase by carter burwell

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the cover of twilight being a red apple and the cover of genderbent twilight being a green apple implies red and green are apple genders

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no homo but the deer in headlights look you got going on is doing it for me

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Honestly it’s so funny that Edward turned out to be absolute shite at tracking. I love it.

He’s got a great many talents but when it came down to the very important task tracking down the biggest threat to the love of his life he just. Fumbled. So hard. He blew it. And just gave up and curled up into a ball in Rio about it. Had no idea whatsoever that Victoria was actively stalking and plotting against Bella.

Like. smeyer is notorious for her plot holes. But she bothered to fill this one, and the filling was “yeah he tried. he just sucks”

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But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because “No. that’s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I’m about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution”

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comic adaptation of midnight sun p. 234

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Tiny Edward do you really hate 70s music?

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I know what you are

Agatha All Along (2024) | Twilight (2008)