29, bi, nb, they/them and also "she/her" but at like 50% opacity. LITERALLY do not @ me, i don't look at the activity page because i am a Fool
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also the doctor said I had the biggest tonsils he had literally ever seen. I'm the most special 😇
#he straight up said i was lucky the back of my throat was wide#because on other people these tonsils would be overlapping#hush me#ideally this post would have the ''and me'' baby monkey jpeg#but i don't want to go download it the internet here is very bad
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fuck meeeee I don't have any allergies that line up with this bullshit
#i had a SLIGHT sort of 1/3rd intensity reaction to dust mites#which would only cause symptoms in the morning/at night/when I'm in bed#everything else was negative#orz#hush me
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A few times now I've happened to be in doctor's office waiting rooms with escorted prisoners, it's truly wild how chained up and treated as dangerous they are by literally everyone around. Like bro, we're at the ENT, nobody does a cool and casual visit to the ENT, that guy is fucked without this visit getting done for him.
#i assume it's because I'm going to the doctor so often AND I'm limited to state insurance doctors#but my dad is NOT pleased that we've been seeing inmates repeatedly#but fuck you i am. they deserve that healthcare#hush me#secretly I'm at the allergist rn and the last one i saw was the ENT#but there's a BUNCH of different offices here and idak what he's in for
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Scrubs (also known as Bustas) were a type of Male Loser common in late 20th and early 21st century America.
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ok because the other poll was bugging me:
Bracketed according to the REAL tumblrina demographics. Reblog or whatever. Sample size or whatever.
#i looooooove having a 2010 blog i don't have to do hardly any math no matter how much i'm failing to sleep#the 11-12 year dip is interesting. do you think it's the backlash of the tumblr sexyman phenomena?#i mean sexymen were still going strong at that point iirc. but specifically the onceler was ~13 years ago#i could see the reputation hit being a deterrent for a minute
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peoplpe are always saying very online things to me
#tries to hit you with my data blast#but your phone valiantly takes the blow for you and turns it into tumblr tags. as always
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im never puppy bored when i slay with my puppy sword
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i think a far better metric of whether of not someone is a transmisogynist than having trans women friends, or even treating those trans women friends well, is how they treat trans women they are not friends with, particularly if they dislike or are in conflict with those trans women. those are the trans women were there truly is no expectation of treating them well and people can get away with whatever they want. being in community with or even dating trans women doesnt mean anything if youre abusing them, but even if you do treat the trans women in your life well, if you treat every other trans woman like subhuman garbage, you are a ticking time bomb.
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i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn
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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel
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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.
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When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅
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