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demonic-queer · 3 years
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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my favorite genre of football press conference answer is the “idk, what if we all just died?” one which happens more frequently than you’d assume
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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Y’all I’m SCREAMING!!!
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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Caption: [My boyfriend can go make out with whoever he wants, I don't really care but if my bestfriend ever hangs out with someone, that's funnier than I am... It's game over. She'll leave me, she'll realize I'm not funny. That can't happen, I'm barely holding on.]
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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Hey btw advocating for the eradication of all religion is advocating for cultural genocide. Plain and simple no “unless” blah blah blah. It ALWAYS is. And it hurts people of color and minority religions much, much more than it hurts white Christians. Because they want to eradicate our religion too. You’re doing their work.
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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2022 is for the gays and the gays alone
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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love going to the h&m mens section and seeing other butches transmascs and genderweirds. lets unionise
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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how do u tell the difference between executive dysfunction, procrastination, and laziness bc fuck idk how to
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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im neither a tumblrina nor a funnyman im the site pest. im the tumblr roach.
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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love how it’s become completely normal and acceptable to say explicitly sexual shit to random strangers on the internet, especially if they’re women. girl on tiktok has more than a b cup? top comments on anything she posts are automatically “mommy sorry mommy sorry”. woman on the internet is pretty and also feminine? “submissive and breedable” like that’s not the exact kind of gross, infantilizing shit women hear irl every single day. i constantly see comments on teenagers’ posts saying “hey don’t sexualize her she’s a minor” like it’s not weird or misogynistic to talk about a stranger’s “mommy milkers” online so long as she’s 18 or older. fuck. maybe i’m a prude but i just don’t think you should get to make gross objectifying comments at random strangers just because you think the veneer of a mom fetish makes it #coolquirkyandprogressive instead of just creepy
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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tumblr is easy. um girl boy girl girl al pacino ass and tits. this dude from the 70s looks gay?? film hashtag film uhhhhhhhhh books I love books I hate books I eat books can we talk about poetry lets talk about poetry soup soup bread fruits I love fruits supernatural (what’s supernatural doing here) hannibal dilfs dilfs MILFS I hate the mcu oh no my notes ohhhh nooooo my notes 
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demonic-queer · 3 years
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no matter what happens in 2022 crabstickz wins bc we're gonna be on edge the whole damn year over that stupid joke
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