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i wanted to show everyone my favorite tiktok

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Found in a 120 year old time capsule.

Full VDO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDj4mXdqmc

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*old-timey voice* 💪💪 Why I oughta fuck that old man!! Lemme me at 'im, fellas!! I gotta ride that dick off into the sunset or my name isn't Radical Bone Zone!

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Neurotypicals will be like “I know you have a disability that affects your ability to stay organized, manage your time properly, socialize, or control what you’re able to think about or focus on, but that’s not an excuse to have trouble staying organized, managing your time properly, socializing, or controlling what you need to think about or focus on.” And then demand that they aren’t ableist. I’m tired.

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

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favorite thing about a cowboy is when that gay plant rolls past

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CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

Fuckin' snake! Honestly, I'm proud of you. I'd be doing the same thing.

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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

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how tf are people out here cheating on their partners bc my loyalty starts as soon as i develop a crush on someone

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