demonsandlollipops
demonsandlollipops
Umbran Witch
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Indie Bayonetta RP Blog. Semi-Selective. Written by Emzilla.
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demonsandlollipops · 5 years ago
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panickypeachboy​:
The peach boy frowned, “E-Err…th-that not m-moro…I-I m-made drink wrong…w-wrong syruppu…”
He blamed himself for using the vanilla syrup instead of caramel syrup during that big influx of orders…and that’s roughly how he got the coffee stain on his shirt and apron.
“…I-I not good at co-hee…b-but I-I h-had to help…m-many ordahs…”
The drink she had wasn’t overly sweet but to the peach boy, the original customer did have good reason to believe that the caramel syrup complimented the beverage well. A touch of sweetness to the bitter drink did wonders…or was supposed to. Characters were very picky about how their drinks and meals come out.
“Nonsense. They’re still a moron. There’s something called manners, you know.” 
Her voice lifted in pitch as she ordered a pretend coffee, mocking the rude customer. “Excuuuuse me, I noticed my drink is the wrong flavour, could I get another?” Cereza gestured wildly with her free hand, rolling her eyes again as she spoke. “It’s that bloody easy.”
“Anyway, what would you like to do on your break, my little fruit?”
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demonsandlollipops · 5 years ago
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panickypeachboy​:
“Wanya??” The Waddle Dees up at the registers were startled at the intrusion…and then seeing that Momotaro was whisked away. They looked to each other with concern until one of the customers asked, “Hey, you gonna take my order?”
…They were met with befuddlement, and some annoyance.
As for the peach boy, he let out a squeak when he was scooped up by the witch. He takes a moment to process the situation…
….scooped up by familiar arms…offered familiar lollpop…that very *cup* that he remade was in one of the hands…the peculiar hairdo and glasses…
“M-Miss Reza??” He uttered in both shock and awe.
Seems like the one Bayonetta he trusted had returned.
“Miss me? Oh, who am I kidding, of course you did. Sorry I was gone so long. Pesky angels, you know.” She pat one of Momotaro’s legs reassuringly, sipping at her stolen iced coffee.
Bayonetta turned her head slightly to peer up at the boy on her shoulders, raising an eyebrow as she spoke. “What was that moron’s problem, anyway? Honestly. People need to learn to respect employees.” 
She rolled her eyes, smiling up at Momotaro as she kept walking, heading in the direction of the garden. Sometimes you just need a break from work.
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demonsandlollipops · 5 years ago
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panickypeachboy​:
And here we have Momotaro with a huge coffee stain on his uniform. Fortunately this was formerly a cutely decorated cup of iced latte, so no burning sensations here.
Was he crying? He was a few moments ago, but he’s determined to get back to work regardless…despite his unsightly appearance. But his hands and face are washed and hair was tied back, so he’s …sort of raring to go.
A Waddle Dee does peek at the boy in concern, but they had to resume taking orders from customers. Even if the one who threw the cup may still be around.
The kitchen staff just had to keep working to make sure everyone was fed well…that was their job.
There was a loud CRASH from the dining room, a yelp and another crash. That particular customer won’t be coming back here any time soon.
Cereza appeared in the doorway to the kitchen, casually smoothing out her hair with one hand, an iced coffee in the other. Did she pay for that? Probably not, but whoever had it before didn’t deserve it anyway.
“Momotaro’s taking his break now. He’ll be back later.” Without any hesitation, she picked him up one handed and placed him on her shoulders. A lollipop was produced and handed to Momo, the witch smiling as she walked out of the kitchen, peach boy aquired.
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demonsandlollipops · 5 years ago
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❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 
feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …
[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 
[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .
[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .
[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )
[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .
[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 
[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 
[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 
[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .
[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .
[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .
[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 
[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 
[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .
[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 
[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 
[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .
[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  
[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .
[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .
[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  
[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 
[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 
[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .
[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .
[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 
[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .
[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .
[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .
[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .
[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 
[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .
[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 
[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 
[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .
[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .
[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .
[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 
[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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SEND ME 👌 IF YOUR MUSE THINKS MY MUSE HAS A NICE BUTT
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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Dear People I have Threads with;
Just because I start another thread with someone playing the same character as you, doesn’t mean that I hate you, I’m getting annoyed by you, or I’m bored with you; I’m most likely in a different scene, and nothing I send you both will be the same.
Just because I take a while to reply to you, but not others, doesn’t mean I’m ignoring you; My muse is picky, and I can only write what I’m drawn to. I want my replies to be well written and fun, not forced and horrible
Just because I shorten a reply doesn’t mean I’m bored with the thread; I’m probably tired, thinking of something else to continue with, or giving you the chance to set up our next situation.
Just because I drop a thread doesn’t mean I will never come back to start another; When I drop threads, I’m usually overwhelmed, without a muse for that particular piece, or bored with it, and I’ll ask to start another.
Don’t assume because I’m picky/tired/museless, I’m not happy with you. 
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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Bayonetta wearing her chinese Qi Pao dress, requested by anon!
Happy Lunar New Year!
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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                            Speech Style || REPOST. DO NOT REBLOG!
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complexity  
vocabulary :      ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
emotion :     ⚫ ⚫ ⚫  ⚪ ⚪
sentence structure :      ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚪
profanity
frequency :     ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚪⚪
creativity :     ⚫⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚪
watchfulness :     ⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪
( bold all that apply ) :     arse.   ass.  asshole.   bastard.   bitch.   bloody.   bugger.   bollocks. chicken shit.  crap.   cunt.   dick.  frick.   fuck.   horseshit.  motherfucker.   piss.  prick. screw.  shit.   shitass.   son of a bitch. son of a whore.   twat.   wanker.
( given proper religious context ) :     christ on a bike.   christ on a cracker.   damn.  goddamn. godsdamn.   hell.   holy shit.  jesus.   jesus christ.   jesus h. christ.   jesus, mary and joseph.   sweet jesus.
this or that
contractions or enunciation?   straightforward or cryptic?   jargon or toned?  complexity or simplicity? finding the right word or using the first word that comes to mind? masculinity, neutrality, or femininity?   formalities or abrasiveness?   insult or injury?  praise or equivocation?   frankness or lies?   excessive or minimal hand gestures (sort of in the middle)?  name-calling or magnanimity?  friendly or blunt nicknames (EVERYONE GETS A NICKNAME)?
important questions
do people have a hard time understanding or hearing your character ?   almost always /  frequently / sometimes  /  rarely  /  never
does your character’s point come across easily when they speak ?   almost always  /  frequently  /  sometimes  /  rarely /  never
would your character initiate conversations ?   almost always  / frequently  / sometimes  /  rarely  /  never
would your character be the one to end conversations ?   almost always /  frequently  /  sometimes  /  rarely /  never
would your character use ‘whom’ in a sentence ?   yes /  no   / only ironically
your character wants to make a counterpoint. what word do they use ?   but  /  though  /  although  /  however  /  perhaps  /  mayhaps
how would your character pick up the phone ?   hello  /  hey  /  hi  /  yellow  /  yo  /  yeah  / [name].  /  what’s up / who is this  / what do you want  / can i help you?
how does your character end conversations ? walk away  /  ask if that’s everything / say that that’s everything  /  give a proper goodbye / tell their company they’re done here  / remain quiet /  they don’t
how does your character address others ?   titles /  first names  /  surnames  / full names  / nicknames
what social class would others assume your character belongs to, hearing them speak ? upper  /  middle /  lower
in what ways does the way your character speak stand out to others ?   accent  /  vocabulary  /  tone /  level  /  politeness  /  brusqueness  /  it doesn’t
tagged by :  @panickypeachboy tagging  : @thedemonkingganon @regionalcoins  @seasidekitties @superxmario @fearless2ndmate @liittlemac 
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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SEND ME 👑 + A CHARACTER NAME OF A CHARACTER YOU THINK I SHOULD WRITE ! 
I’LL REPLY WITH 
WOULD I: YES / MAYBE / NO
HAVE I EVER BEFORE: YES / NO 
ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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Bayonetta + d'Arc
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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Send me a ✔ if you enjoy seeing my muse(s) on your dashboard.
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ♡
For the fluff and soft hearted, here is another lists of sentence starters that has the highest potentiality to turn into a soft scenarios. Feel free to change any pronouns / sentence structure according to your muse’s preference!     TRIGGER WARNING:   N/A.
“I never noticed your eyes were this [colour].”
“Your heartbeat’s really loud.”
“You asleep?”
“I like this, being so close to you.”
“Your hair keeps falling into your eyes, do you know that? Here, lemme just—”
“You’re so, so, so pretty.”
“I just — I’m breathless, okay? Whenever I’m with you, it happens.”
“You make my heart beat so quick.”
“You always know how to make me smile.”
“You’ll always be safe with me.”
[Kisses the other on the cheek]
“Always.”
“I can’t imagine being anywhere but here with you.”
“All my choices lead me to you.”
“I’ll never give you up.”
“I sleep better if you’re around.”
“You snore in your sleep. But… it’s adorable, okay?”
“I like this. A quiet breakfast with you.”
“There’re billions of people on this planet, and I love you. How incredible is that?”
“I trust you.”
[Holds the other’s hand when they think the other won’t notice]
“You keep staring at me instead of watching the film. What’s up?”
“Let’s push all of these stuff away. I wanna dance here right now with you.”
“Are we really doing this? Are we really slow-dancing?”
“When you laugh like that, it just — you’re so beautiful, you know that?”
“No, sorry, you laughed. I … I never saw it before. It’s — pretty.”
“You haven’t laughed in a long time, and I guess I was staring ‘cause I forgot how that looked like.”
[Puts head on the other’s shoulder]
“I will never let you go.”
“You’re the best thing to have ever happened to me.”
“You wrote me a song?”
“You’ve got a fever. Of course I’m not going anywhere.”
[Suddenly feels around the bed to search for the other’s hand / body when they’re sleeping]
[Extends a hand when they see the other was searching for it while they’re sleeping]
“I just feel calmer. When I’m with you.”
“You’re not in bed. I came looking for you.”
“What are you doing up? Come to bed.”
“It’s weird. I never thought I could feel like this, but you showed up. Now, it’s like I don’t wanna go on knowing I might lose the feeling.”
“I don’t mind sharing the blankets with you.”
“You’re cold. Come here.”
“You always do that. You always warm me up.”
“Stay.”
“It’s getting crowded. Here, hold my hand.”
[Hugs for a very long time]
[Puts feet on the other’s lap]
“I’m so proud of you, you know that?”
“I love you.”
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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Nintendo RP Discord Server!
((Hey folks! In the past few weeks, I’ve discussed both Super Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog RP servers. Both of those are still going strong, but now I have one more to present to you: a Nintendo RP Discord Server!))
((Like the Mario and Sonic servers, there are plenty of IC and OOC text channels, roles for different Nintendo franchises, and more! We accept multimuses, Nintendo OCs, and certain third party franchises connected to Nintendo through Smash Bros, so if you’re interested, come and check us out here!))
((Alternatively, you can find the Super Mario RP Server here and the Sonic the Hedgehog RP Server here.))
((Note: We are only accepting Nintendo muses, Nintendo OCs, and Third Party muses connected to Nintendo through Smash Bros.))
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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"Uhhh, hi-- Bayonetta?" Mario rubbed the back of his head. "Listen, we found out about that Chain Chomp your'a buddy Rodin stole. Peach is'a more than a little concerned over this."
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“Don’t worry about her. She’s a good pet- I keep her well fed.”As if on cue, said Chain Chomp comes barrelling around a nearby corner towards Bayonetta. The witch grabs the Chomp by it’s chain, gently petting the top of it as it nuzzles against her leg.
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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Too Shy To Reach Out?
Send A Symbol To Explain Why We’re Not RPing Yet
♔- I can’t think of a plot for us and I want to figure that out first! ☃ - I’m not sure how our characters would meet. ☁- I’m worried you only RP with a certain group of people. ♛ - I wrote you a starter and you haven’t replied yet… ★ - I’m intimidated by how much you write ☂ - I’m intimdated by how often you post ☾ - I don’t know how to approach you ☄ - I’m super anxious about EVERYTHING ☀ - I keep hoping you’ll message me first…
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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“Whole lot of fuss over something that’s just a collection of letters.”
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demonsandlollipops · 6 years ago
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Send 🍆 to send my muse a very intentional nude
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