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deadpool is honestly more wholesome than any of the mcu movies
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“Does it hurt?” The childish question had escaped Harry’s lips before he could stop it. “Dying? Not at all,” said Sirius. “Quicker and easier than falling asleep.”
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YO JEFF IS PROBABLY DISTANTLY RELATED TO KARKAT
yo jeff why u always typing in caps lmao
I LIKE TO YELL. EVEN IN TEXT FORM. - J
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and on the subject of “Slendy fucks”...
Jeff: Can you do a split on a dick??
Slenderman: Shiiiiit how you think yo mama got thick-
Jeff:
WHAT
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…I almost killed myself
I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.
I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.
That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.
Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.
Thank you man at McDonalds.
The milkshake saved my life
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Pasta’s reaction to their s/o texting them that they want them to “dick them down in the sheets” when they get home. Lmao
LOL!
Jeff: ONMYWAY!!!!
Jane: I’ll get the strap-on
Ben: BenD.exe has stopped working
Masky: I would like to thank the academy, and all my bro’s for believing in me, and God for blessing me with my beautiful honey!, goodnight! *bows* I’M COMIN FOR YA BABY!
Hoodie: Remove your clothing, love, I shall be there momentarily.
Toby: He gets so warm oh golly, he calls you and you hear a bunch of fumbling around (he is trying to pull his pants on) “I’M COMIN!”
EJ: Your window opens only a couple minutes later, and in crawls EJ with a sly smile on his face “You summoned me?”
LJ: Appears out of NOWHERE immediately after you sent that text! The most cocky grin on his stupid, beautiful face.
Slender: HEAVENS….reads it again just to make sure, GOODNESS!…”omw, bae” you reply “Don’t ever use millennial language ever again, ever” OR you just reply with “…🍆”
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*To the rhythm of Ocean Man* SLENDERMAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND-
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me: i’m stressed
someone: don’t be stressed
me:
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What does omae wo mou shindeyru means?. .. . A N I M E
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