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fun fact when reducing stuff at Asda, the more of an item there is to reduce, the lower the percentage discount. so for example, if you've got 100 cartons of eggs all to be reduced, the amount the price of each will be reduced by will be less than if there was only 1 or 2 cartons of eggs. because that makes sense

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realised there's a lot of jrwi across the world map so specifically for this who's the secret British person in the south west doing this............ I see you 🧍‍♂️

WHOS PUTTING JRWI AND CONDI ON WPLACE THEYRE ON MY TOWN

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WHOS PUTTING JRWI AND CONDI ON WPLACE THEYRE ON MY TOWN

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been thinking about how COVID has caused generative ai to become such a big part of / problem at university.................

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if you think you're having a bad day just know that I cried in the work bathroom and then again in the break room because I'm out of medication and I did worse in my degree than I thought

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last night in my dream two children announced that they were going to "smoke undertale" and then assembled this in my living room

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That's how they do that

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crazy that donna sings the winner takes it all at sam and less than an hour later she agrees to marry him. cause her daughter doesn't actually want to get married and they don't want to waste all the wedding stuff. crazy shit. love that for her

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dont take bird noises for granted

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An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

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draw it bad and draw it weird and draw it catered only to yourself and draw it wobbly and draw it too small and draw it with the default brush and draw it without using references and draw it and leave it unfinished and draw it for the first time and draw it

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This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

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does anyone else watch a strange selection of films at school or is it just me who watched the passion of the christ at like, age 8

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trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

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Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao

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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me