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you could pick the first template you see on canva (free account) and write two things on it and your 55 year old coworker will treat you like you are jesus christ reborn
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It’s so crazy bc the lorde bush cover isn’t even like. Like that bush is barely even a bush. Like it’s more like a very neatly mowed patch of grass. Like i fuck with it so heavy but it’s crazy how scandalized ppl are. If u bitches saw the rainforest im rocking you’d hurl
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it's just me and my horrible reputation (friend sent it to me)
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i want to go to everywhere and see everything. 0 dollars please
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rule number one don't tell anyone anything ever
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Joy Sullivan, “Before”, Instructions for Traveling West
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one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave
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height check. how tall are you people in my phone
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Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
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don't I look relaxed
#face on main is rare for me but you can't really see any real features. on account of the goop#anyway. rough day so im doing the ole scrape burn smooth#doesn't do anything for my pores or whatever but i feel nice afterward and thats what counts
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If you're in LGBT friendly spaces and someone introduces themselves and cautiously says they're fine with any pronouns, it is your duty to notice which pronouns the people around you tend to default to for them and ensure that you refer to them with any and every pronoun under the sun except for that one. You must.
#yes!!#im fine with she/her. its easiest for people and it doesnt bother me (currently at least) so its fine#but one time at like a writing thing i put any on my pronoun card and someone referred to me as he/him the entire time#and oh my GOD i loved it#they/them happens to me sometimes which i also love!#but he/him only happened that one time#it was so nice#i dont think it will ever happen because they/them tends to be people's default pronoun#(for non gender conforming people i mean)#but i would love for someone to use xe/xem for me sometime just to see what its like#over text it doesn't really do much for me bc like. im just reading it lol. i could read it in ref to someone else and get the same feelings#but hearing it out LOUD is lots of fun#gender is very unimportant to me so idc what people use for me but like. you have so many options!!! and you're still using she/her lol#like! its fun! people with any pronouns are your chance to experiment as much as it is their chance
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a treasure found antiquing today
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I miss my special guy so much
#i wanted to die even while he was alive and healthy and happy but now. man.#odie loved me before but now he Loves Me. and he gets so lonely when im not at home that i know nobody else will love him the way he needs#so. im notgoing anywhere (negative)#but my whole life feels like im just waiting for the time when i finally get to die and see him again#i feel like i can see it way in the distance like a destination and i just keep walking towards it and i know im making progress#but each time i look up its still so so far away no matter how much i rush#also i sort of came to the realization that nobody knew toby the way i did#he was scared of strangers and although he mightve walked around my parents and let them pet him#he didn't trust them enough to act around them the way he did around me#like they never saw him rolling and he never hit them inthe face when they tried to get up and stop petting him#he never laid so closely to them that they had to smell his stinky breath while he cleaned himself#they didn't know about the weird obsessive way he wanted to be pet and how pissed off he'd get when you stopped#they didnt know the right way to feed him a new treat so he wouldn't be intimidated by it#they didn't know how to walk without scaring him. they didn't know what toys he liked or how to get him to play#only i did. i am the only person in the entire world that can grieve him like he's supposed to be grieved#and the whole ''you only die when nobody remembers you'' thing#if i die nobody remembers him. they remember him as a scared cat that annoyed them because he was so skittish#and (not to be dramatic) but nobody knows me like that either. they know what i show them#and people get irritated at me when i am too scared or quiet or antisocial just like they did with him#idk. with people lots of people remember them but with a pet its like. nobody in the world knows who you were except for me#and if i die they will remember you wrong#baby i miss you so much#sometimes at night if i try hard enough i can feel the weight of him on my belly again#i will see you again. i will take care of your brother#cats arent human so the whole ''he wouldnt want you to be sad'' thing doesnt really work#but he understood fear and what it meant to be safe and cared for. and i will live long enough to do that for his brother#and at least a little bit for myself#i dont know if i can really be happy again but i can sleep on a cozy bed and feel the sun and feel safe#and thats what he would have wanted for me in whatever way a cat can want safety for their social group#i will get out of this house and be safe and remember him the way he was and not the way people interpreted him. if it fucking kills me
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Gale’s presence as a companion will never not be the funniest thing to me. because while everyone else are kind of just acquaintances who decided to tag along, your relationship with Gale from the get go is a very friendly accidental mutual hostage situation.
he can’t leave because he needs you to help him find artifacts so he doesn’t literally explode and die. you need to help him find artifacts so he doesn’t literally explode and kill you. narratively, you also can’t let him leave because if he leaves he’s almost guaranteed to die anyway, which still might kill you.
in that situation you are both:
- hostage negotiator
- hostage
and the guy you’re negotiating with is:
- the bomb, and
- terribly sorry about the inconvenience.
it’s also quite funny to me because obviously the game lets you let him leave the party for freedom of choice, but it makes no sense for any PC with an ounce of survival instinct to let him go lmao. even if you hate that wizard, keeping an eye on and managing the walking nuke is a much better plan than letting it go off somewhere random and potentially kill you in the process, (especially when Gale very clearly implies he probably will not survive long). just kind of a comically balanced decision in hindsight.
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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.
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