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When I get my hands on legends Arceus, the first thing I’m gonna do is get a Hisuian Zorua. I love it already, it is my baby, and I will never have it evolve because (controversial opinion) I’m not a fan of Hisuian Zoroark. Just look at this BABY I HAVE TO PROTECT IT!!!!

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Pokemon’s April Fools posts yesterday are something I’ll remember forever. Whoever came up with that idea deserves a raise. Praise Bidoof.

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If you think about it, writing a story is just a very elaborate lie

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Never in my wildest fantasies did I ever even remotely imagine I’d one day have a dream starring the following:

1. My family

2. Me

3. New York City (even though I’ve never been)

4. Godzilla

5. Harry Potter (+ Ron and Hermione), all with guns at the end of their wands

6. Po from King Fu Panda (+ master Shifu)

7. An evil indestructible robot-human that can track you down by measuring CO2 levels in the air

8. My cat

And YET, my brain somehow thought this was a perfectly normal dream to have. (Side-note. In this dream, Po and Harry were also somehow me, but at different points in time during the dream sequence)

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So a conversation with my friend yesterday lead to this meme’s creation

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This is how it happened, right?

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It’s been 2 years, and I’m still not over how Rebecca Sugar had the AUDACITY of making THIS Steg’s design.

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I can’t shake the image that those eyes are hungry for blood. She has been chibi-fied, and will murder your family for fun

(source)

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Pokemon fans right now after the direct

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At the ripe old age of 20 I can’t eat a family sized pizza without getting a stomach ache the next days. My days are numbered, the end is near, I am no longer the youthful sprig I once was

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The French: forever complaining, forever rising from their own ashes

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Me after falling asleep thinking of all the embarrassing things I’ve ever done

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I have peaked in life. My post on my uni’s confession page reached over 1000 reacts.

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I was eating an apple and needed a piss so I promptly went to the bathroom and immediately threw my apple into the toilet, so that’s how my morning is going

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I can defo see Gaud as Mary Poppins

one of my least favorite things is a man