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There’s not a lot of electric pokemon in Unova, so Kakashi would have to branch out a bit more

He’d have an electross (grown from tynamo) for SURE

a galvantula that is going to help him with his aracbaphobia a bit

An emolga that becomes a fast lil bugger

Zebstrika is an obviouse choice

A stoutland because of course he has the doggo

He could have a zoroark, because i know a lot of people give him that pokemon, but i feel in my heart he would have a Bisharp because he WILL show love to a pokemon with blades for arms

Another good option is chandelour or gigalith (to highlight his earth style usage)

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lets test this out: everyone be nice to trans folk and if you see someone who is trans you have to give them $5

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Now that i know there’s a version of Kakashi’s name (and tsunade’s, and many others) i can write that has a lil smiley face in it

I just

Want to write it

Forever

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Lil sketches in my tiny book 🥰🥰🥰

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I now have the best picture ever for haters thanks to @mintehz and i am both excited for the first dummy who earns it, and hoping i can keep it just to use forever XD

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God of storms au

During mortal Kakashi’s life there’s a fight for the throne. Two leaders, the current queen (Ayako) and the ‘rightful king’ (Enkai) fighting for power

(Though Ayamo would honestly prefer to give the job up, but to someone she knows will be good at it (which does end up being Enkai)

During this bloody fight, Enkai ends up on the hill where Kakashi’s temple sits. He has two men at his side, and only rwo against him

Unfortunatly, his opponents are Kakashi and Gai

In the fight, Enkai’s sword slices deep into Gai’s leg and gai goes down. He thinks the fight is won when Kakashi stops, but then the lightning strikes

And shortly after the lightning, the rain falls

The first rain in 31 years

A rain that is a complete downpour, making it impossible for anyone to see what’s happening in front of them. Except Enkai does see

He see’s Kakashi lunge at him

He see’s the attacks that slice at him, some being blocked and some connecting deep into his skin

He see’s the look of pure fury in Kakashi’s eye as he stands over him, ready to strike him down, when Gai’s voice rips through the air commanding Kakashi to stop

And he see’s the moment that fury dies from Kakashi’s eyes, and the rain stops falling the next second. He watched as Kakashi’s collapses to the ground, and he stops his men when they return to his side and try to kill the unconcious kakashi

He knows killing a god, even in morfal form, can only lead to a terrible fate.

Enkai gives up the fight then and there. If there’s anything that can help him understand that he is not ment to rule (at least at this time) it’s the support of a god turned mortal fighting for the current queen

What he does do, after facing the queen and agreeing to work with her instead of against her, is visit Kakashi and Gai in the make shift medical tents outside the castle. There he see’s Kakashi sitting diligently by Kakashi’s side waiting for him to wake up.

Gai with one less leg than he started the fight with

Just the two of them, Enkai asks Gai if he knows who Kakashi is. Who he really is.

Gai doesn’t answer with words, but just nods his head

Enkai tells him that if the world is going to survive, he’s going to have to say goodbye to Kakashi at some point. He just knows this is the only way for the world to get that life giving rain back.

But when he see’s the way Gai grips Kakashi’s arm, fingers digging protectively into his skin, he understands it is not an easy thing to ask him to do

To give up the man he loves for Kakashi

He tells Gai as much, admitting that if he were in his position he would feel the same way Gai must st that moment. Confused, heartbroken, and determined to protect his lover

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Kakashi: here, have a present*plops hiroki into shikaku’s arms*

Shikaku: what the hell is this?

Kakashi: your nephew… sort of. He’s Gai and rin’s son but by default of gai being my husband he’s also my son :)

Shikaku: well, at least that means he won’t have your personality

Kakashi;m: …. New goal in life. Get my husband and best friends son to have my personality

Shikaku: wait, no. Kakashi, NO

Kakashi: too late :)

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Hiroki’s husband dies young in GOD AU, and i’m kinda thinking maybe he dies young in a cannon based verse too

And People worrying when Hiroki doesn’t move on to someone else years later

But Hiroki will never move on. He had his love and it was beautiful and wonderful and everything he could have ever asked for

And he doesn’t want or need that love with anyone else, because he got it with the person he charished since childhood. Plus he thinks it would be cruel of him to get with someone else, because he knows he cannot ever love them the way he did his husband and they deserve better

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Hiroki is the son of two familys

In that, he is the biological son of Gai and Rin, but they’re not a couple. Rin is with Shizune and Gai is with Kakashi

So from birth Hiroki has four cool parents who sre ready to teach him to be the best, and also the absolute WORST in every way :)

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Gai: rival! I brought you a birthday gift!

Kakashi: I thought i told you i didn’t need anything

Gai: you did, but trust me you need this

Kakashi: ok *holds out hand*

Gai: *plops give books down that are about a shinobi family and their protective doggo*

Kakashi: 🥺🥺🥺 best boyfriend ever

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Obito: The sage has let me live another day and I'm going to make it Rin's problem.

Kakashi: it’s not Rin’s problem, it’s mine.

Rin: ya i’m actually enjoying it. You’re so stupid and it’s hilarious to watch the shit you get into

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Kakashi with a booktok where he gives reviews of the books he reads (always brutally honest), defends his and other people’s right to read smutty books, lets his views choose which new book he will subject himself to next

And of course talks about his adorable husband endlessly and maybe compares their relationship to some of the toxic af ones he reads about

Every

Single

Time

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Book #37 of 2025: A cute little read. Nothing too exciting happens in the whole 97 pages, but there’s some sweet romance, a lot of goofiness, and one little scary scene for the main female character to overcome