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absolutely insane headline that i read today i felt like it needed to be shared via our prime news source

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day 3: the true past

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Loves to eat, loves to cook

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Actually we should lean more onto Ink knowing stuff. The idea of him knowing who's the favorite within the utmv is so funny to me

Whether it is by him having out of verse knowledge (creators snitching on each other's fav blorbos/them asking Ink to "keep an eye out for them), him knowing about the omniverse (he asks other inks about their own multiverses and gets hit by the knowledge that there are those that remain and the very few that, curiously, change every time) he knows who are the favorites based on those who know the most woe/joy within their incarnations. He knows the Creators love Sans because they keep on messing with him. He equals love with change. To be unloved is to remain unchanged (and how cruel it is that he was born as a template without change nor base for him but he can't think about it for too long)

So when he looks at Dream... he knows this multiverse's creator somewhat like him. How could he not? Even before omniversal knowledge, Dream remains Alive. He remains relevant. He doesn't fade into obscurity. He's there. He cannot kill him nor harm him because THAT IS someones blorbo. So he doesn't. Not like he would do something like that just because, but the mere thought is extremely forbidden. He can't.

Keep the blorbos close and the scrimblos closer...

When the blorbos are secured, he doesn't get as protective with the AUs. How could he, if the creators willed for them to be? He couldn't just obstaculize them, even if the script is ruined. Its a thing. He has to let them have some fun before he gets fuzzy!!! Hes a secondary character to the blorbo. He needs to compliment them. He needs to be a character the blorbo interacts with. Somewhat fun. People love when the blorbo interacts with other characters. Screentime! They all love screentime!

Blorbo doesnt like you? No problem. He could be the antagonist. The annoying pal the blorbo has. Its a thing. He doesn't mind (genuinely, of course!) he's absolutely thrilled to act the part. Its almost like he has a script of his own

Hed wonder if theres a multiverse where he's the blorbo. Its a fun thing to think about

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"Oh No! You’re Meeting All My Standards!"

The next chapter of 50% of All Marriages End in Divorce is out!

Follow Mobei-jun as he realizes how hot a hamster is (´･_･`)

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smh, you dream of your wedding and don't even get to kiss your husband! Meng Mo has done him dirty! Go read "Shen Yuan of No Relation" by @grubus

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Qing Jing Peak's most stressed out disciple is entering the fray

I present to thee ..... MING FAN.

This boy has been through some stuff bless him he's all scarred and greying already.

Yet another disciple to add to this series, let's all give @grubus a big applause for supplying me with the endless urge to keep drawing! Shen Yuan Of No Relation might've completely taken over my mind :)))))

Next on the agenda are probably Yuan and Binghe again but solo portraits and after that we'll see.

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My favourite Qing Jing peak disciple has appeared

IT'S NING YINGYING TIME

Look at the most teenage girl that has ever teenage girled.

Seriously @grubus you created my favourite interpretation of Ning Yingying I have read so far, she reminds me so much of myself it's crazy. She deserves her solo portrait.

I hope I did her justice :))))

This is probably my favourite work I've done in this series so far.

This work is inspired by specifically the Ning Yingying in Shen Yuan Of No Relation on AO3. She is so special to me, she deserves the world.

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<Congratulations for achieving one of the Shen Qingqiu Endings!>

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a happy fathers day from Luo Binghe!!

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I WANT HIM INSANE

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two silly guys <33

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my second prompt for the SVSSS gotcha for gaza! @ shrmn_88 on twitter requested to see su xiyan and tianlang-jun being the parents to binghe they totally deserved to be.

here they were teaching their like 7yo child knife skills, because you gotta start young with these things

gotcha for gaza is still on by the way! there’s just a couple days left so go donate while you can! (info at @SVSSSAction on twitter)