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matching sambastian icons for you and your bestie 🌟

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022)

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tears of the kingdom

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I really hope that the Mario movie is actually fantastic and the only bad part is Chris Pratt so that we can have people on youtube making “The Mario Movie without Mario” edits.

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Men's inability to take criticism is insane. It won't even be about them, its about a game they like and they still fucking can't take it.

Sorry the game you like in inaccessible for a vast majority of people but that makes it bad okay? Its okay to be critical about things you like.

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Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I am at a loss for words.”

It’s dicks. A big box of metal dicks. Dildo molds. Just, hundreds of them.

And I can’t share it because I have family on facebook. And I’m not sure if I should repost it here because … they’re not my metal dicks. 

But you should all know that there exists a big box of metal dicks that are probably going to be melted down into, I would hope, one giant metal dick. 

(No, probably not. But I can dream, can’t I?)

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NINTENDO UK OH MY GOD????

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Woke up from the deepest sleep of my life with this idea. Can not (will not) go back to bed until I make someone else see it.

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sebastian: *sleeping in his bed at 10 on a tuesday*

my farmer: *bursts into his room* HEY DO YOU WANT THIS COOL ROCK I FOUND

sebastian:

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yeah i use this pro gamer technique called “hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens” you probably wouldn’t get it it’s really advanced

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stardew valley: it's a cute little farming sim where you build up your farm, make friends with the locals, and have some fun!

stardew valley: also there's a shadow demon hiding under the town and the wizard's having an affair with one of the townies and another one has ptsd from the war and a megacorporation is trying to muscle in on the town and did you remember to water the plants today?

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We’re coming for you, Ethan…🩸

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My wonderful friend @lifeofcosplay (Lady Dimitrescu) brought some of the lords together for an epic TikTok.

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Heisenberg: miserablebastard

Donna Beneviento: mummydahlia

Mother Miranda: sarahspectre

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Custom Pokemon Gameboys made by 8BitAesthetics

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I'm never dating a nerd ever again holy fucking hell.

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