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Dude, I only fucked your boyfriend cause I’m an empath. I wanted to understand you… forgive me for being a good fucking friend I guess.
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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog
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You could literally point out that a man thinks women should get raped and people will still say “well you should respect opinions”
#had a friend tell me i was being rude for saying 'kill all men'#but when i brought up how her husband yells at her and knocks stuff out of her hand 'hes just joking around'#im learning to not be mad at her bc obvy shes being abused#but its still frustrating
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by wisps of gold on twitter
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rewatching season 2 and was hit with an unexpected Melissa Hat cameo

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the chappel roan blow up doll look is so disgusting, she is not a fucking lesbian, she's literally dedicating her entire career to misogynistic gay men
#im so fucking over it#my jaw dropped when i saw the picture she put on insta#how fucking gross#this woman is not a lesbian#'strip clubs and blow up dolls! how queer!'#gross
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The thing about “my winless fight” is that if hoax is about Joe losing faith in their relationship and pushing pause, it really is a winless fight because if she wins, he what? Proposes when he has reservations? And then what? It’ll be the Maisie Peters lyric “if I’m not careful I’ll wake up and we’ll be married and I’ll still flinch at the sound of a door”
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just thinking about how jackie had nothing nice to say about shauna except for 'you're my oldest friend/you've always been there for me'
jackie loved shauna but she did NOT like her
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me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood
mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,
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I just need to nap for 72 hours. That’s all. I just need 148 hours of solid rest and then i’ll be fine. Just 296 hours of shut-eye. If I could just lay down and go to sleep for 592 hours…..
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its so funny how now, years later after the original red and reputation albums came out theyre considered like some of taylor’s best work and the eras/albums are highly respected. because i swear when they first came out in 2012 and 2017, that was not what everyone was saying and everyone called them both her worst work and highly criticized it. i’m really curious to see how everyone will treat ttpd in 5-6 years
#i only remember pretending to love lover when it first came out#red and reputation and ttpd were all loved by me immediately#but oh my god the way i faked loving lover#🎵 im the only one of ME! 🎵
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Nesta Archeron should have been a lesbian.
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if you think that J.K. Rowling is worse than Neil Gaiman, you're a misogynist.
If you think that Amanda Palmer is "just as bad" as Neil Gaiman, you're a misogynist.
If you boycott Harry Potter because you hate J.K. Rowling, but you "separate the art from the artist" when it comes to Good Omens or whatever, you're a misogynist.
#my friend told me she 'seperates art for the artist' with neil gaiman#but she hates jennifer lawrence over the stupid rock thing and refuses to watch her movies or support her#fuck that stupid rock oh my god she was 22#why didnt lionsgate respect the Hawaiian culture and have the rock blocked off?#youre telling me it was the responsibility of one 22 year old to protect a fucking rock?#a man can rape and destroy the lives of multiple women#but god fucking forbid a 22 year old scratches her butt on a rock#'it was sacred' so why didnt the multi million dollar company making the movie protect it?#why isnt the hawaii government getting any heat for not protecting it?
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ould you love me if I was a worse person who bit others
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