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[derangedanomaly]

okay okay weird request, and slightly embarrassing to ask for, but no one does it

A fluff headcanon with Dust, Horror, Killer, Nightmare, and possibly Error, where the reader is a really REALLY short adult. Im talking like so much shorter and smaller then the guys that it’s actually kinda crazy?? like, you can still tell their an adult, but their just really short.

i have a love for height differences, especially with the boys. i have a different type of love towards these skeletons ❤️

i won’t be mad if you don’t do this, and im really sorry if this request is annoying, or give you second hand embarrassment, or if your not taking requests right now 😭

I actually think that this is a pretty cute request! I have a thing for height difference... So I might've made this a little spicy... Hope you'll enjoy!

Warning: A lil spicy

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BAD SANSES X EXTRA SHORT READER (+Error)

Nightmare:

He's so smug.

He's a little shocked about your height... How can you be so small??

He's honestly such a bully.. he's literally bullying you because of your height 😭

He'll literally use your height to his own benefit (somehow)

He's manipulating his way into your heart fr.

You'd have to show him, that your fighting are GOD TIER, for him to actually treat you... Somewhat normally.

Likes to wrap his tentacles around you.. he just likes how big they are compared to you. (SIZE KINK 😦)

Killer:

He's definitely one of those people that yell "LMAO, LOL" out loud. So this'll pretty much be his first reaction.

He's the shortest of the Bad Sanses, so having someone that's SHORTER than him around?? A blessing frfr.

He'll constantly use flirting puns on you, that involve your height.

"The best part about being this tall, is how easy it is to see cute people like you in the crowd."

Overall, thinks your height difference is cute.

He'll definitely give you piggy back rides, if you ask for them.

He loves looking down at you....and he also likes you looking up at him.... (Kink check?)

Dust:

He's kinda surprised at your height.. he studied humans awhile back, and he doesn't understand how you're so short.

He probably won't joke about your height. But he will snicker when others say something. (He just can't help it lmao)

He doesn't have much thoughts on your height, will never really fully mention it either.

Will treat you as if there wasn't ANY height difference between you two.

But he does have a growing need to.......... manhandle you.

Horror:

He's used to people being shorter than him. So it doesn't faze him.

He probably won't even know that it's uncommon for human adults to be this small.

At first, he'd kinda avoid you... because he's afraid of accidentally hurting you, but after you establish that you're ok, and can hold on your own, he'd be stuck to you like a glue.

He wants to help you as much as he can!

He also likes praise.. so he'd get really excited when you tell him he's a good boy for helping you reach for something.

He likes to carry you around on his shoulders. :)

Error:

He can't help but smile sweetly at you when he notices your height difference.

He loves romance, so he'd probably find it actually pretty romantic that you're shorter than him.

Likes to staré at you. A lot.

Literally analyzing you and everything lmao.

You don't even have to ask him for help, he already knows you need it before you ask.

Likes to wrap you in his strings and bring you along wherever.

Bondage kink?

He gets a little giddy, seeing your height difference.

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*shows chaos a picture of nightmare & Dream when they were young*

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How about I give him the reason why we keep kissing him~

*pulls comically large list out*

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“Nothing wrong when it comes to you, my king, wink”

Devious thoughts

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Nightmare sans is awsome and I understand everyone wanting to be in a relationship with him but like...I just want to be friends with him.

So ask of him for a handshake for friendship!

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Hey Chaos, you ever think about making your own form that you can change into when not messing with Nightmare? Like choosing who YOU want to be, rather than letting someone else do that?

Or are you not ready for a big decision like that yet?

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Nightmare, be honest, do you genuinely not miss Killer, Dust, or even Horror?

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Nightmare looks like he needs to sleep...or is just...sad? I'm probably reading too much into it... Uhhh anyway! *shoves plushies of Killer, Dust and Horror in Nightmare's arms* Take these and enjoy them!

Man's always tired 🤷‍♀️

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ERROR SANS BRAINROT!!

Y'all thought my favorite was Nightmare, from how often I draw him? Nah fam, ERROR FOR THE WIN!!

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Updated a little the style in which I draw them in. (Not much has changed, really.)

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[derangedanomaly]

hold on, so is chaos basically kinda like the dadmare au’s in a way? 🤔

Lmao, that's one way to look at it. Chaos is based off of fanon Nightmare, mostly, so I guess you could call him a "dadmare". Heck, he'll probably like it.

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Chaos and Nightmare should just make out. That would solve all the problems they have with each other

(/j I swear)

Careful, their tentacles are up and ready to strike.

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NIGHTMARE!!

Nightmare, let yourself be loved! We love you very much, your charisma, your eyes, the way you are, you are beautiful! *Gives her flowers and chocolates*

What a jerk 🙄

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nawww~ *kisses nightmares forehead*

you'll learn to like it, you need more affection Mr King of negitivity

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He doesn't understand why y'all keep kissing him 🤔

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I have big brain idea.

Imagine, you can do reader x chaos fanfic thing-

IMAGINE- I WOULD LOVE THAT-

O.M.G. THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!! Alright... I've decided...since I'm also a writer, I'm gonna write this. (I'd be totally hyped if someone else besides me wrote something like this about Chaos)

Let's go folks!

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CHAOS SANS X READER

Sitting outside, looking at the shining bright stars, and watching the constellations, with one peculiar skeleton.. Chaos. Or as Nightmare liked to address him, 'the faker'.

Chaos wasn't at all what you expected, when Killer informed you about Nightmares 'twin'. It's hard to imagine Nightmare, acting like Chaos does. Apparently, as Chaos explained to you, he wants to ruin his reputation. For some weird reason...

"Hey..Chaos?" He hummed, and looked at you with an encouraging smile. "Yeah? What's up doll?" You flushed upon hearing the nickname, still not used to it, especially being used by someone that looks identical to Nightmare. Nightmare was never one for affection, that much is obvious, so it's not all that shocking that he never gave you nicknames...but, hell! He could've at least addressed you by your name! It's always 'mortal' here 'mortal' that..

You snapped out of your thoughts, to fully respond to Chaos. "Can I ask you something?" He blinked at you, curious about your question. "Shoot!" He motioned for you to go on. You couldn't help but chuckle, seeing his silly demeanor.

"How far are you actually willing to go, just to lower Nightmares reputation?" His stare suddenly went empty, which was... unusual for him. You felt goosebumps when his eye-lights completely disappeared, now an emotionless look adoring his face. "....As long as my objective will be completed."

This only peaked your interest more.. an objective? He never mentioned something like that... Then a sad thought came up to you, the more you thought about it.. Does he actually see this as his whole reason for existing? Does he think that the sole reason he's alive....is because he has to ruin Nightmare?

You frowned at this. He shouldn't think like that..no one should ever think this way! You suddenly got determined, as you grabbed the sides of his face, and faced him. He widened his eye, and his cheeks gained a cyan color. "Now you listen here, you can't sacrifice your whole time just to humiliate Nightmare, the whole world doesn't revolve around him... You have to learn to make time for yourself! Do what you enjoy, relax!" He was even more quieter, if it was possible, after you uttered those words.

".....Time for......myself?" You nodded, and let go of his face. "Yeah, what do you like to do in your free time?" Even more stillness followed, his head suddenly lowered, almost in shame.. he looked quite sad...which made you frown.

"I don't..... have hobbies."

......

"Then we need to fix that!" You gave him an encouraging smile, which he returned. Seems like you'll have to go over quite a lot of activities, to find out Chaos' hobby.

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so, could Chaos (hypothetically) feel empathy for Nightmare, or potentially team up? like, if they both see something they dislike, or Nightmare feels something even CHAOS thinks is bad?

"Damn, these kids be depressed as hell." <- Chaos, probably

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What type of music does Chaos,Nightmare,& the others like?

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