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#dirty minds worldwide

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Back on my avorah bullshit :)

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Get ready to UGLY CRY

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I'm emo lately :)))

Read this as the Palmetto holding Deborah captive inside the 'medicine' of her Little Debbies and QVC line, not stand-up as a whole. I couldn't quite fit in the specifics. As for Ava, her 'medicine' is her insatiable desire to prove herself, especially when no one is listening. By coming together, Ava and Deb can stop using their respective 'medicines' and rely on each other for support and praise... and maybe realize their strengths aren't so different after all.

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watching film and tv as a lesbian is just going absolutely apeshit any time they try to make a woman look “dowdy.” a messy bun, a ratty muscle tee with paint splatters all over it, some sweats? babe you’ve never looked hotter come back to bed

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HACKS | 1x02 // 1x09 // 2x02

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Hacks | 2.05

No, no, don't leave me!

You got it.

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I’m the same way, I can’t turn it off either… and nothing matters more, even if it should. HACKS 2.05 | 2.06

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Hacks | 2x08

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My dad saw this…

It’s fine. He knows I’m weird about television. He started it ffs.

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Jean in season 2: I’ll get in the pool but I’ll need a full torso wetsuit, and no cleavage in the bed scene with Devon. You get one (1) leg and that’s it.

Jean in season 3: Lace bustier? Hair pulling? Full-on open-mouthed kisses? Mounting a guy’s crotch? Sure. Just leave the padding in the cups so I’ll have skin on my boobs the next day kthx

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Hacks 1x03 // 3x02

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Deborah Vance -- Maneater (fancam)

yeah i need a minute...

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[pterodactyl noises]