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please please Pleeassee tell me this hasn’t been done before-

I’ve been writing some stuff about Oh My God, Is This a Joke? and google docs hates me and wants me dead. Because. Every time. I write his name. That stupid blue squiggle pops up. And says “erm actually did you mean big hands ☝️🤓” and I have to resist the urge to smash my head against the screen.

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Clarissa and Amanda showing up to the function a genderbent version of this

Heard you liked Never Give Annabelle a Gun!

- Annabelle from @ask-the-lesbian-robbers

Oh. My. God. I-I’m sorry I’m kinda starstruck right now. I love you two so much.

Your movie meant the world to me growing up, and, if I’m being honest it still does.

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Every time I see a post saying Andre Beetroot hosts Oos Yer Dad, I always just assumed it was based on vibes and that Andre canonically shows up to host any vaguely European shows and competitions. I only just now put together that it's probably also because Mrs. Jeffreys said they go back to the beginning of time in that show and Andre is confirmed to be a timeless entity/time traveler-

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Forgot the rb the results, but the winner is the Xmas Tree Bandits! It'll be fun to write for Frankie and Donnie I think :)

Script #7 Poll

Strange Noises is finished and it's on to round 7! Which of these longforms do you want me to script next?

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Out of curiosity, does anyone have a fanon name for the Texan bartender from the Milkman?

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Not-Clarissa: You talk and brush your teeth really loudly.

Locomotion: I do other things loudly, too.

Not-Clarissa: Only on my birthday!

Every time I watch this longform I am forced to remember the fact Locomotion has canonically fucked at least once. Locomotion, the eldritch train devil thing, has had sex. Does that knowledge fuck with anyone else at all? Isn't it really weird to think about?? Because my mind flat-out refuses to comprehend that reality, it simply does not compute in my brain.

I see that, but I do not accept that as the reality of the situation /j /ref

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Annabelle's Dad: *states his 'acceptance of all lifestyles' like 10 times throughout the play, including multiple times to Butch*

Butch: Her dad would never understand!

... So how bad are Butch's parents that she is this mistrusting about Annabelle's dad being an ally-

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The soup scene from Meringue Haberdashery is funny to me because I imagine Sam's thought process went something like

Luke: Sopa.

Sam, internally: Oh fuck oh fuck, it's a test- okay... okay well it's not soap, I know that much, so by process of elimination-

Sam: ... Soup

Luke: Sí.

Sam, internally: THANK FUCK

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@i-couldve-mimed-it

Crossover AU where the kids from all the different longforms all ended up on the Silver Line, and by extension are now part of the '400 children from different periods of history' being taken in by Benjamin's family.

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not a particularly original idea, but every time they do a play with a child involved somehow with the ghosts or demons, I add them to the list of 'SFTH future supernatural investigators/demon hunters' because it's a fun idea

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Crossover AU where the kids from all the different longforms all ended up on the Silver Line, and by extension are now part of the '400 children from different periods of history' being taken in by Benjamin's family.

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I am slowly realising I VERY MUCH have a favourite trope. I mean I knew it already but the extent to which I love it is WILD.

psychological horror, particularly loss of identity.

it's why timeloops intrigue me so much. getting lost with no way out, with nobody to talk to about it because all of a sudden you die or fall asleep and nobody remembers. you are the core of this universe but you can't find a way to solve it. you can die, maybe forever if you can, and you have no way of knowing if the world will ever continue how it's meant to. will you disappear without a trace? who even are you anymore, what is this world trying to mold you to be?

cults. you aren't ready to live. you need something to cling onto. there's this thing, the only tangible hope you can find. sure, they might seem a little off, but what choice do you have anymore? you hold no meaning the way you are, you need to change, and maybe, eventually, others will see the light as well. they'll try to stop you. of course they will. society always tries to delay the enlightened, but you've found the true path. and you're staying with it.

obsession. they mean everything to you, and you mean nothing to them. you'd kill to get their attention. they're going on without you, they said nothing when you left, just accepted it and moved on. they try and kill you, they shoot you in the head and you deserve it because you aren't nearly half as good as them, you couldn't move on when they can so quickly. you've lost yourself trying to find them, lost your soul and your morals, so at the end of the day what loss could just some blood truly be?

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Script #7 Poll

Strange Noises is finished and it's on to round 7! Which of these longforms do you want me to script next?

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Strange Noises Script

The script for my favorite SFTH longform has officially been made! Here's the link:

As mentioned in the note, I unfortunately had to change or remove some smaller details for it to make sense or in Clarissa's case, be unproblematic but overall I'm really proud of this one and compared to the rest of my scripts, I definitely put the most thought into this one (aside from Nan, but that's for entirely separate reasons that I still haven't fully recovered from /hj)

Anyway, I hope you guys like it, and the next script poll will be out shortly for you to vote on :)

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So, did you trap Wilhelm and the Emcee in that weird stage/time loop thing or..?

Yes. But don't worry, they can sleep in the basement.

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what type of music do you prefer?

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🎶The show must go on, and on, and on...🎶

I listen to radio because I know how it works.

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The Strange Noises script is officially finished. I'll be putting it into ao3 and adding final formatting details tomorrow for it to be posted :))