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Another chapter of Caff: Histories is out

Kenny's POV this time, Craig next

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First chapter of Caffetamine: Histories is out. Tweek POV.

These mini fics shed a bit of light on what happened between Craig, Tweek, and Kenny back in high school. Can be read as a stand-alone or as a part of Caffetamine.

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I wanted to get Caffetamine chapter 22 out this November because the chapter takes place in November too, but unfortunately I have final exams and essays to do so I can't dedicate the time I want to writing it.

Anyway, the good news is that I wrote Caffetamine Histories (three mini fics from Tweek, Kenny, and Craig's POV) over a year ago just to get back into the groove of writing the characters and I can post those as a lead up to chapter 22.

So... weekly mini fics in my December? It's more likely than you think

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New chapter of Caffetamine!

Craig and Kenny share a tense car ride as they go find Tweek, whose phone is still off

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working memory bad 💚

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Chapter 19 of Caffetamine is here to ruin your day. Like seriously. Don’t read this if you’re having a bad time already (unless crenny angst makes you happy I guess)

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I needed this Crenny aesthetic in my life

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can't stop thinking about kenny in the losing edge

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Does Craig have fucked up teeth in caffamine? (The List)

I always thought he would get braces at some point and he’d be really inconsistent about wearing a retainer. So I guess in caffetamine he wouldn’t have perfect teeth but they’re only a bit crooked.

Speaking of The List, I’m a firm believer in that version of the list where Craig is the cutest boy. Not only is he quite stylish with his hat, he also has the cutest hair in canon (in my extremely Craig-biased opinion)

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do people like long chapters? i haven’t even written The Scene of the chapter yet and at this rate it’ll end up being ten thousand words. the longest chapter before this was chapter 18 at almost 7k and i thought that was too long. oh god. this fic is gonna be the length of an actual novel by the time it’s over. send help

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Dude...your floor plan is amazing.

When I was imaging in my head of the floor plan before seeing this at first I was thinking of an open kitchen or for some reason like kitchenette-esque type of kitchen (if that makes sense). I also thought the tv was right beside the bathroom door (weird I know). I also thought (because of the show) Kenny’s room would be full of playboy posters and have a stuffy feel to it. Idk

That’s so interesting! I love hearing interpretations about basically everything I’ve ever written, so it’s really great to get a glimpse of how you saw the apartment

I can definitely see why you imagined a less-enclosed type of kitchen. In my mind it doesn’t have a door, just a doorway, and it’s just generally kind of crappy and small. And I also always imagine Kenny’s room as stuffy and intimate in a way, and I could definitely see him having posters on his walls. Clyde would obviously approve of a playboy poster

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How are Clyde, Kenny, and Craig’s rooms set up/decorated?

I often wonder about this myself

I mean I have an image of the apartment in my mind, but I know I can’t make people imagine the same thing I see no matter how many words I use, so I keep it vague, but for you I’ll try to describe how I see it when I write

Clyde’s room isn’t something I think about much because Craig never goes inside it in the fic. I just know he has a chair with a pile of dirty clothes on it and he definitely has a bed of some kind

Craig’s room is a mess. He throws his clothes on the floor and doesn’t know what a vacuum is. His bed is opposite the door (legs facing the door of course), and there’s a wall of cabinets on the right side of the bed. On the left, there’s a small nightstand, and beside that is the desk where his computer is. Also there’s a window on the left wall

Kenny’s room isn’t a mess usually and he doesn’t have much in there. There’s a window on the wall opposite the door and uhhhh I can’t describe this. I’m just gonna make a floor plan

Okay that took way too long. So this is pretty much how I picture the Denver apartment. It’s pretty barren in some parts because I don’t know how to do design or decoration. I used floorplancreator because it was the first result on google

But (!) my interpretation isn’t the most correct one (death of the author and so on). If you imagine posters or art in their rooms, you’re correct. If you think Kenny has a silicone breastplate on his desk, he does. If you think they should probably have a washing machine somewhere, yeah you’re right, I should’ve considered that. This is just what I imagine. I’m kind of curious how other people picture the apartment

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baby sister

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Craig likes to pretend he hates Kenny’s constant touches (but secretly he loves it)

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this is a mccormick sibling stan account 

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How was Token able to have Tweek’s new phone number but not Craig? Did Tweek not add Craig number to his new cell phone because he was mad/didn’t want to, or did his father not want Craig to have his number?

Token called the coffee shop, not Tweek’s new number. He just googled the coffee shops in Fort Collins and found Tweek’s Coffee, then called and got Tweek’s actual number. Anyone could’ve done it but Token’s the only one who’s not a complete idiot basically. It never crossed Clyde’s mind and Craig was too bitter to consider doing it

Tweek didn’t have Craig’s number because his dad made him get a new phone and sim card, so he lost all his contacts. But even if he had been able to keep Craig’s number, he wouldn’t have tried to keep in contact