derpspersecond
derpspersecond
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One girl's geeky World of Blogcraft
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derpspersecond · 3 years ago
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😱
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derpspersecond · 4 years ago
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Not again…
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derpspersecond · 4 years ago
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"So much of everything" is the perfect description of Illidan, really
Also my suggestion is on his belly on a custom massage table with cutouts for his horns
how the FUCK does illidan stormrage sleep at night. and i dont mean that in a metaphorical sense i mean literally. he can't sleep on his back because he has wings. can't sleep on his front because of his horns. even side sleeping is probably a bit annoying because his horns stick out to the side. logistically how does he fucking sleep. no wonder he's so cranky all the time dude can never find a comfy position to nap
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derpspersecond · 5 years ago
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The eternal question : do they keep trying to push the thrall / jaina will-they-wont-they because theyve forgotten that thrall is CANONICALLY MARRIED or do they Intentionally leave aggra out of stuff in hopes the fanbase will forget hes married (so they can push the thrall / jaina will-they-wont-they)
WHERE IS AGGRA, BLIZZARD?! "Oh she stayed behind to take care of her childreeennnn~" AFTER SEEING HER HUSBAND KIDNAPPED BY MEGA SATAN?! REALLY!?!?
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derpspersecond · 5 years ago
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Pointless drunk rant
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You know, I’m all for spikes. Spikes are the first (and only) personnality trait to give to your vilain. You go for them, commit to them,  the meaner they get, the bigger the spikes. And I know that Blizzard design problematics rank this way :
1)  Does it look cool?
2)  Does it look hot?
3)  Does it look cool?
[…]
99) Is it practical?
But everytime I see Sylvanas’s new armor I can only think of one thing.
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(gif from two of the previous cinematics Legion / Shadowland)
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I mean, it could have been skulls, like before, but bigger, with sharp teeth, and horns. Or spiders (with sharp teeths, and horns) ? Crying puppies? Removing the last bit of color? Such unexpected, much creativity. 
Can you imagine an action scene with Pointylvanas? I hope we get one, because at this point I just want a good laught out of all of this.
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And now I’ll sober up and go back to animate stuff, thank you for your time,
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derpspersecond · 5 years ago
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Anduin Wrynn up there with Mokuba Kaiba on filing out his frequent kidnapping card
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derpspersecond · 5 years ago
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Today is my BIRTHDAY, and I wanted to spend the week leading up to it on an old art flame.
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derpspersecond · 5 years ago
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we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 
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derpspersecond · 5 years ago
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Has this been done yet?
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derpspersecond · 5 years ago
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By the way; I got back into WoW
(And rerolled Arienwen on the scarlet crusade server, say hi if you see me! :D )
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derpspersecond · 5 years ago
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While I am Totally Stoked that Blizzard has finally put best girl Valeera in game, and I understand that they had to make an npc not know who she is as a way to facilitate explaining what her whole deal is to PLAYERS who might not know who she is, but did it HAVE to be Jaina?
They're both in and out of Stormwind all the time. And we're supposed to believe they havent bumped into each other? They're both practically adopted members of the royal family, but SHAW has to explain to Jaina that: oh yeah that's Valeera, shes known Anduin since he was a kid and she "was one of King Varian's closest friends."
You've MET for Lights sake!
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(Image desc: a low quality phone pic of a panel from World of Warcraft, the comic, depicting Valeera Sanguinar [and Broll Bearmantle] having a conversation with Jaina Proudmoore regarding a BATTLE THEY ARE FIGHTING TOGETHER)
So this is either yet another case if Blizzard not knowing their own lore, or all that exposure to big arcane magics is finally starting to fry Jaina's brain. (That or we're gonna have to revive that old fan theory that the Real Jaina Proudmoore died years ago and we've been dealing with some sort of magical fake.)
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derpspersecond · 5 years ago
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They’re finally adding dark skinned Blood Elves in Shadowlands!
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derpspersecond · 6 years ago
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Why is it like this? (Via)
(Elyna_Lilyarel)
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derpspersecond · 7 years ago
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2009 vs 2019.
As it happens, this was my first Asric/Jadaar piece, which means I’ve been on my bullshit for ten years.
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derpspersecond · 7 years ago
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Wow is un-cancelled
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warcraft is good actually
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derpspersecond · 7 years ago
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“Malfurion Stormrage must die.” SAY NO MORE, WARCHIEF
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derpspersecond · 7 years ago
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Sylvanas —You Will Serve Me Val'kyr
[Artist: chen gong ]
https://www.artstation.com/gongc
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