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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
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everyone trying to minimise their intake of microplastics is going to be so mad when we invent the blood filter that can extract it and everyone who was plasticmaxxing gets a cool toy made from their poison blood as a souvenir
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I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.
Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.
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sometimes I randomly remember that Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay married to a chocolatier and a sense of calmness and prosperity washes over me like a wave
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they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics
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It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.
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Making a zine called “Transmascs in American History” and so far in my research, there’s been a trend. Historians really don’t want to admit trans dudes existed.
“She demanded boy clothes from a young age, only went by Alan, was the first one in line for a hysterectomy, and was quick to shoot up the first synthetic testosterone available. Yea, she was obviously just a lesbian. That was the only way a girl could get a job of course! What’s this? Her will explicitly stating to bury her in mens clothes and to not call her “She”? Who knows what it could mean!”
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Hey, if you never hear from me again it is because I got lost getting to/from my hotel room and am now trapped










I’m honestly not sure I captured all the twists and turns
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you dont have to be useful to be loved btw
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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.
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