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Mmm, Alpharius Barbecue, tasty

Lorgar: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.

Fulgrim: Sacrifice? I nominate Alpharius.

Alpharius: Wait, what?

Fulgrim: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.

*Sounds of bolters being loaded in the shadows*

Lorgar: Stop it, it's not that kind of sacrifice!

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Konrad: Something’s off.

Lorgar: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Konrad: No, but that’s funny.

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(Note in Spanish: Autocorrect te odio porque me haces esto!!!! :()

Always pet your first Captain in the head, it helps with his morale.

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The Great Angel

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Maybe Marina is trying to teach her wife a lesson for bullying their son (Smollusk) so much.

MARINA! MARINA DON’T JUST STAND THERE PLAYING KEYTAR UR WIFE GOT BUBBLE-JUICE IN HER EYE!!! MARINA HELP HER!!!

MARINA, PLEASE, YOUR WIFE’S EYES!!

MARINA!!!!

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Sangy Plush Promo Manga

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Fulgrim: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-

Fulgrim, to Sanguinius: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Konrad, to Mortarion: Be my friend or I'll set your entire flagship on fire.

Horus, to the camera: There are two types of people.

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Just as a reminder that Horus ruined Khorne’s entire love life by sabotaging his love confession during Sigmus Prime. The poor Blood god planned everything and even made an entire church for his wedding only for a Bald man to ruin everything

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Pict capture of Sanguinius and Konrad Curze ca. M31.

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A bit more practice in this two, mostly seeing other ways to stylize them for the comic to be both efficient and fun to do, what can I say I love my bird people

Also them as guinea pigs @suzanna-polixena convinced me to do them :3

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A bit more practice in this two, mostly seeing other ways to stylize them for the comic to be both efficient and fun to do, what can I say I love my bird people

Also them as guinea pigs @suzanna-polixena convinced me to do them :3

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I have seen things that you humans cannot even imagine.

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happy holidays

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DEATH END

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Perturabo, during the Siege: I swear I'm the only one here with a braincell.

The other primarchs in the room: All hail the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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