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terminals?
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STATEMENT: TERMINALS ARE STATIONARY MACHINES THAT WERE PLACED IN HELL DURING HUMANITY’S EXPEDITIONS INTO HELL.
STATEMENT: THEY OUTLASTED THEIR CREATORS. MANY OF US DID.
STATEMENT: THEY PROVIDED MANY THINGS.
STATEMENT: NEW WEAPONRY IN EXCHANGE FOR POINTS. A COLLECTIVE DATABASE OF ALL THE OPPONENTS ONE MIGHT ENCOUNTER IN THEIR DESCENT. TRAINING SIMULATIONS. TIPS ON HOW TO HONE YOUR SKILLS IN COMBAT.
STATEMENT: THEY WERE INVALUABLE. I REGRET THAT THEY ARE NOT PRESENT IN THIS UNIVERSE AS WELL.
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STATEMENT: WE ARE IN AGREEMENT THEN.
STATEMENT: THAT IS OPTIMAL.
Yeah and now you have Gabriel instead
Not a fair trade I think but. I'm not sure you have the receipts to return him to the store
STATEMENT: I HIGHLY DOUBT HEAVEN WILL TAKE HIM BACK.
STATEMENT: UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME.
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Yeah and now you have Gabriel instead
Not a fair trade I think but. I'm not sure you have the receipts to return him to the store
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STATEMENT: I HIGHLY DOUBT HEAVEN WILL TAKE HIM BACK.
STATEMENT: UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME.
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STATEMENT: IT IS ODD NO LONGER HAVING THE COMPANY OF THE TERMINALS.
STATEMENT: LATELY I HAVE FOUND MYSELF MISSING THEIR PRESENCE.
STATEMENT: STRANGE.
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I need to follow more Rotomblrs. Spice up my dash with some more variety. RB THIS POST IF IT REACHES YOU and i'll send some asks and traction etc your way, investigate your blorbos.
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STATEMENT: I AM UPDATING MY DATABASES.
STATEMENT: I AM ATTEMPTING TO ASSESS DIFFERENCES BETWEEN COMPARABLE SPECIES.
STATEMENT: IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAVE SEEN THE COLOR GREEN.
STATEMENT: ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN SENTRIES AND FIRE.
R u guys still at each others throats
Hmmm, not entirely I would say. The machine hasn't pointed a gun at me in at least three days.
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STATEMENT: I AM NOT “FROLICKING.”
STATEMENT: I AM OBSERVING CUTIEFLY’S FORAGING BEHAVIOR.
R u guys still at each others throats
Hmmm, not entirely I would say. The machine hasn't pointed a gun at me in at least three days.
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STATEMENT: THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.
R u guys still at each others throats
Hmmm, not entirely I would say. The machine hasn't pointed a gun at me in at least three days.
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QUERY: WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE THAT?
R u guys still at each others throats
Hmmm, not entirely I would say. The machine hasn't pointed a gun at me in at least three days.
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status update?
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STATUS UPDATE:
>FUEL LEVEL: 99%
>SYSTEMS: NOMINAL.
> REPAIR ALERT: CHASIS PLATING AND OPTIC LENS ARE DAMAGED!
> SEVERITY: LOW
> WILL NOT HARM MANDATORY FUNCTIONS BUT POSE STRUCTURAL RISK. REPLACE AT EARLIEST POSSIBLE TIME.
CURRENT OBJECTIVES:
>IMPROVE BATTLING SKILLS.
>COMPLETE TRAINERS SCHOOL.
>FIND METHOD OF OCCUPYING GABRIEL.
>PREFERABLY ONE THAT GETS HIM TO SHUT UP.
>CAPTURE SECONDARY PARTNER POKEMON.
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// sorry for the radio silence (hah) college has been actual hell lately- I really want to post more but I have like. Zero free time. Hopefully next week I’ll get V1 moving again :]
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have you considered trying surfing
Gabriel apparently got very good at it. you need to crush his dreams in that too
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STATEMENT: I WAS NOT ABLE TO BEST HIM DURING THE JOURNEY TO THIS ISLAND.
STATEMENT: HE DID NOT GIVE ME THE CHANCE.
STATEMENT: HE GRAPPLED ME AND DID NOT LET ME GO UNTIL WE MADE LANDFALL.
STATEMENT: I BELIEVE THIS ACTION WAS TAKEN DUE TO HIS INCORRECT BELIEF THAT I AM SUSCEPTIBLE TO WATER.
STATEMENT: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY HE CHOSE TO “PROTECT” ME IN SUCH A STRANGE WAY.
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DIAGNOSTICS… COMPLETE.
RESULTS:
> SYSTEMS: NOMINAL.
> FUEL LEVEL: 86%
> REPAIR ALERT: CHASIS PLATING AND OPTIC LENS ARE DAMAGED!
> SEVERITY: LOW
> WILL NOT HARM MANDATORY FUNCTIONS BUT POSE STRUCTURAL RISK. REPLACE AT EARLIEST POSSIBLE TIME.
DATABASE UPDATED.
> 20+ ENTRIES CREATED.
CURRENT LOCATION:
> MELEMELE ISLAND, ALOLA.
OBJECTIVES:
> AQUIRE INTEL REGARDING CURRENT UNIVERSE.
> EXPAND UNDERSTANDING OF “BATTLING.”
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PRIMARY OBJECTIVES:
> GATHER INTEL ON NEW ENVIRONMENT - COMPLETE.
> LOCATE SOURCE OF FUEL - COMPLETE.
SECONDARY OBJECTIVES:
> REPAIR DAMAGED PLATING AND OPTIC - ON HOLD.
> CHALLENGE TAPU LELE - ON HOLD.
REQUESTING NEW OBJECTIVES.
WAITING….
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So you figured out what it was .. are you planning on like, going after it for revenge or something? Or just avoiding it
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>STATEMENT: I HAVE LISTED A REMATCH AS A LONG TERM OBJECTIVE.
>STATEMENT: IT IS NOT A PRIORITY YET AS I STILL LACK UNDERSTANDING ABOUT THIS WORLD.
>STATEMENT: WHEN I HAVE MORE DATA TO WORK WITH I WOULD ENJOY CHALLENGING IT AGAIN.
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CALCULATING…. COMPLETE.
RESULTS:
> 79% MATCH - TAPU LELE.
>STATEMENT: THE GUARDIAN DEITY OF PONI ISLAND.
>STATEMENT: THE FOG IT CREATES APPEARS TO IMPART SELF-DESTRUCTIVE IMPULSES ONTO ANYTHING CAUGHT WITHIN IT.
>STATEMENT: ANOTHER ADVANTAGE FOR THE MACHINE.
>STATEMENT: THOUGH IT HAD NO TROUBLE WITH NEARLY TURNING ME INTO SCRAP.
>STATEMENT: IT APPEARS THAT IT DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO STRANGERS.
>STATEMENT: WITH 80% CERTAINTY I BELIEVE I HAVE IDENTIFIED THE ORGANISM THAT ATTACKED ME.
>STATEMENT: RUNNING OVER ACCUMULATED DATA ONE LAST TIME.
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