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sick to death of everyone being rail thin and wearing their hair in a slicked back bun. this summer and forever i'm all about big thighs big boobs big butts and perhaps most importantly big hair
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My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.
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hello, this is all i have to offer
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controversial take but i place bus drivers in the same category as cops and psychiatric nurses based on my personal experiences with them on and off the clock. this is more than adequately explained by the occult philosophy of adorno: operating an internal combustion engine causes you to assume residual fascism inherent to the extraction of hydrocarbons, the industrial production of the technology, the mere act of engaging in power/personal agency, and the personal sins of Henry Ford, & we can reasonably extrapolate that the aggregate karmic weight of fascism accrued by each individual that is conducted by the bus is laid upon the bus driver, similar to the sacrificial goat of old.& yes i am disturbed by mass transit proponents who fail to account for this phenomenon but that's a separate discussion. frankly the truly harmless have no need to go anywhere.
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awesome blog
thanks. i made it when i was 14 to steal homestuck fanart for an obscure now-defunct imageboard. now i mainly use it to post about lesbianism and how much it sucks to have a job
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it's kinda difficult to talk about "cozy games" because that's an aesthetic and not a genre so its very broad, is it cozy to de clutter an apartment or go on a hike, is it cozy to be action packed or melodramatic or blithely unconfrontational, etc. but I think it's accurate to say that coziness is one of many shorthands that have been developed as an attempt to opt out of ideology, be about nothing. of course with a game made to evoke comfort comes a proclamation of what the author's society considers comfy
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was behind a truck today with a bumper sticker that said "JESUS CAN HELP YOU" and in my head i was like 🙄 ok but then i saw a second, handmade sign on the side of the truck that said "taskrabbit: call jesus torres" and his phone number
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I don't remember anything whatsoever about the skullduggery pleasant books except that they were about a girl named "Valkyrie Cain" who hung out with a magic undead skeleton named "Skullduggery Pleasant" and that whoever came up with those names and that premise understood 12 year old girls in a fundamental way
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I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.
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seriously why did this guy hate ramb so fucking much
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me when i have to go to my job that i willingly applied for and honestly isn’t even difficult and is on the whole pretty enjoyable
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the only difference between Posting and lesbian sex is but a single dakuten
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Holding back my cursed eye chuunii style trying to restrain the urge to be a petty little hater
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