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tag yourself...atlantic division fan edition...

Tampa Bay Lightning// “CLEAR THE PUCK”, spends 15 minutes figuring out how to word your live blog post, your favorite player is not on your favorite team, you spend a lot of time arguing over playoff beards, rocking your team snapback…backwards ofc

Toronto Maple Leafs// your favorite team is not your hometown team, plans the weekend around the hockey games you want to watch, you wonder if the refs are secretly working for the other team because your team couldn’t possibly be drawing that many penalties…could they?, noob hockey fan 

Boston Bruins// hockey is for the Gays™, lives in team merch, you’re a sucker for the pretty boys, you can’t watch a game with other people anymore because you keep knocking things over and screaming, your fave changes from week to week, “Why would you do that? This is dumb, you’re so dumb…I love you…”

Montreal Canadiens// *is a ball of stress*, doesn’t make any memes but can appreciate the heck out of them, will defend your team/ player to strangers, live snapping instead of live blogging, loudly singing along to your national anthem, calling a player by his real name is weird because of memes and nicknames

Buffalo Sabres// makes a bunch of snacks but you never touch them because you get caught up with the game, endless positivity, you make up your own nicknames for your favorite players, “how was that icing, again? what is icing?”, trade season gives you war flashbacks

Ottawa Senators// arguing with the commentators during intermission, spends all morning making a powerpoint to persuade your friends to become hockey fans, *has a sheet set/ blanket with your team logo*, liking a team because they’re on a hot streak/ the players are cute

Detroit Red Wings// thinks about taking a shot for each stupid penalty…or maybe not, “What’s the deal with goalies anyway?”, reads up on team standings every week, bonding with any stranger who wears your team’s merch (bonus points if it’s not the home team), live tweeting with half a million hashtags

Florida Panthers// you watch the game online so you can make gifsets of your fave, has debated which team has the best mascot…more than once, you don’t say things during a game so much you just make some incoherent noises at the screen, you keep telling yourself “this year it will be different”, he’s Swedish? he’s cute

[destanovaraven]

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