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Omg it's the goth first-aid kit

Cross shoulder bag, Spica

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I have been

Stabbed

And I'm not happy about it.

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Fuck his dad

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

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Sony PlayStation 2 Controversial Lara Croft Advertisement (2000)

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Vemon needs a day job :/

just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

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I'm going to pick up so many penny's

Source

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Step 4: Grab your disablinator

Step 5: They sure are disabled now

Step by step guide for what to do if you think someone is faking a disability:

step 1: shut up

step 2: mind your business

step 3: educate yourself

hope this helped :)

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Forget the soul leaving my body, everything goes. The list includes but is not limited to:

-My Noodles

-The contents of bowels

-My will to live

-At least 3 bones

-The small baggy of coke I have shoved somewhere

-My appreciation for chicken wire art

-My Ex's phone number

-Dairy product.

-A box of eggs

-Washing up liquid

-Thinly sliced ham

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Public callout post

I want to make it absolutely, abundantly, adequately, affordably, awfully, attentively, anecdotally, anaemically, allowably, arousingly, appallingly, avengingly, apathetically, aptly, academically, audaciously, astoundingly, artificially, artfully, avoidably, allusively, appealingly, atomically, clear.

That.

I have a mild dislike the British time zone (GMT).