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#edenrat. thevideo is somewhere in here

(The video in question; Monster House is mentioned in the first clip.)

I KNEW IT I KNEW YOU WATCHED FUCKING. MONSTER HOUSE. I KNEW THAT HAD TO HAVE BEEN AN INSPIRATION FOR THIS GAME OH MY GODDDD

I had watched it indeed, but I didn't really have it in mind while making game.

Although! One of the rats had a theory similar to the monster house plot while test playing

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#the fact i had to google this tells enough

Are…are simon and owen…therians, perchance/pos

Perhaps??

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#detective beebo overnight train #the cool part of the update #boy why are you so genes #i can now uh. shower #all for today!

He leaves his guitar on the side of the wall. In case the ghosts need to be pacified with the beautiful melody of wonderwall.

He uses the random sachet of salt for a sneaky salt circle. And on the middle? A small yet powerful plush of a sad pou. No ghosts could resist such bait!

What else is needed, a piece of paper if the wish to write? But what if they draw something appropriate. Maybe they skip that step.

 

Simon is tasked with their candle they brought for strange fun rituals they found online. Like calling the red amongus at three am.

“Woah, this place is getting dark, I guess they’ll start turning the lights on now. It’s kinda spooky...”

“Got the candle”

 “Nice! It might be a bit dangerous since it’s, like, a public place so let’s keep it under watch while-“

 

 

 The storm gets colder.

“Girl, the wax is attacking.”

“Ah-! Whoops! Let me get that-“

 

“Uh- actually it might be better if we don’t use it. As cool as the imagery of a burning train is, it wouldn’t be beneficial for us. Physically and metaphorically”

 

They get down to the floor, ready to start calling on any spirits, when-

 

Blonde man interruption.

 

“Hey little dude! Can I talk to you for a second?”

“Ah, sure!”

He seems excited.

“Uh, In private?”

Bitch??

“Be right back”

“Ah, of course!”

And so he leaves. No questions asked. Even when they just had everything settled here. But it’s fine. No big deal. It’s not like it won’t happen again on university.

Simon will get new friends. Because he’s cool like that.

Because he knows what he wants. Because he’s the son of a CEO. Because he’s funny and nice and athletic. Because he has an actual reason to be upset. Because he’s... well. Light skinned, maybe.

Anyone would want to befriend him.

And then when he has all those cool friends, who are just as amazing as he is...

Will he... need an old friendship like this?

 

If they don’t go to the same school, if they don’t meet as often, then...

Will they still be friends?

 

 

 

“Will I still belong here after the storm ends?”

 

He looks at his failed seance scene.

He remembers a picture his mom showed him.

He considers... something.

 

He cleans up. Maybe it’s better to leave it to professionals.

One of the staff tells him is food time, Simon is probably already there. Everyone is.

 

It’s 9:40 pm

 

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#detective beebo overnight train #you shall choose. la creatura #its a roomba actually. like roombeebo #can you tell i missed having beebo here

“Alright, I got the portable charger, a piece of gum, 500 pesos, a small sachet of salt…”

“Shouldn’t you bring your thingy?”

“The worm wind up toy?”

“No, no. Well, maybe actually. I mean the little machine you made. You brought it right?”

“I did… but do you really think it would help?

“We don’t know what type of overcomplicated puzzle this thing could be hiding in. It could help. Even if it’s just to dismantle it for its parts”

“WHAT?”

“You hurt me. You hurt us. You want to dismantle your own godchild??”

“I think of it more of a beautiful metamorphosis. Kafka-esq in nature”

“You’re a cruel man. An evil scientist. A modern Frankenstein”

They finish their small bags of useful adventure items and go ahead.

As they reach the entrance, they find it empty of people, but a certain item still waited for them.

“My guitar!”

“Will the guitar help?”

“Maybe! It would be cool if we could defeat it with the power of music!”

This is not the medium for that

“Actually, before we go, uh, wherever we are going”

“How do we know its Haunted and not, well. Just haunted”

“Whar”

“What if instead of. Evil house. It’s Ghost house”

He takes a seat to take it all in

“So like, Monster house? Like the movie you couldn’t watch because your mom deemed it inappropriate?”

“That uvula joke changed me in ways I still don’t understand”

“But I mean, it could just be ghosts. Not the house itself being some kind of. Creature”

“A creature feature… like some sort of snake…”

“What? No. A train creature would be a whale. It’s gigantic and ca fit many creatures inside, yet relatively harmless”

“I see your point but a train is literally snake shaped. It doesn’t even have legs. It can even fit the Garden of Eden metaphor”

“I don’t think haunted houses care much about the bible.”

“Just because they are house that doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy literature”

“No, no, I believe that. I just don’t think they would be able to understand more nuanced themes in writing. I don’t think a house has enough media literacy for Ulysses.”

“But a snake might”

“Snakes can be deadly though; we don’t want this place to be deadly.”

“Whales can be deadly too! But on accident, just by being big and hungry. Isn’t that worse for us here?”

Interruption! Beebo attack.

For a supposed professional house hunter, he sure is bad at deciding if a whale or a snake is deadlier.

“Anyways, I was thinking that we should also check the possibility of it being ghosts.”

“So we play Phasmophobia in real life?”

“We must.”

With a new determination, they march to the supposed lost and found. Which a quick talk to a worker confirmed to be the very end of the VIP part.

“Hello! Have you seen a dart anywhere? Around this tall? Pointy? Has great dreams and ambitions? Has not tasted blood yet?”

“Ah, yes! I brought one here, let me check…”

The worker looks around, opening and closing different little cabinets

“… I think it fell somewhere”

“It’s lost^2?”

“Someone might’ve taken it, we’ll ask around”

“It’s fine, it’s fine, its crimes were too great, it won’t be missed.”

“If uh. If you say so”

Once the worker leaves, they begin their scheme.

“Alright, let’s become amateur mediums. Larges, even.”

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#one of three. gotta paint at the speed of light #i locked the fuck in #funny enough being able to write this also gives me powers for writting my thesis project. wao #detective beebo overnight train

Interruption!

A gay couple has arrived, thus unearthing a hidden truth.

Simon wants to be a Marine Biologist.

The ones with many benefits.

(He didn’t tell me that. He told his mom, which is obvious but-

Weren’t we supposed to go to the same university? If he’s serious about this he’s gonna study somewhere close to the coast

And we have to look at which college has both of our careers!

Ah. Well. I guess it’s fine if he gets ahead, it’s not like I have anything decided yet.

Actually, this is better! That way I just have to choose between the careers Simon’s university has!)

Interruption again! Miss Marigold and Miss Nina have arrived!

He gets ready to get some pondering juice but, my god you would not believe it but

Interruption!

Interlopers.

Also known as the other VIP passengers, one of them has a cool guitar! He even got to touch it!

The stranger grabs his own guitar with a delicacy he himself does not have, must be some type of special connection with the craft.

He once again wishes for living in the fairy world where his talent gets chosen on birth. He also thinks having wings would be cool as fuck.

As the strangers get chatting, they slip the forbidden H word. He can tell it’s largely forbidden by the way everyone seems to freeze up at it.

At that, Owen’s insides light up.

This time he will not be a mere bystander, a mere toiletsitter!

He might’ve failed helping Nadia and Simon and Mr. Beebo in that stupid house but not this time!

He grabs Simon and goes to their shared room, he tried to get Nadia’s attention, but it seems she’s busy with the adults. The adultier adults. Adulterers?

“What”

“You heard what they said! This place is haunted!”

“Why are you happy about that”

“I’m not! But like, we can stop it! We are almost experts on this!”

“I don’t know… I don’t wanna grow weird animal ears… What if it’s not my chosen fursona”

“I think is a risk we have to make. For everyone’s sake.”

“Even if you end up with bear ears?”

He hesitates.

“I… I’ll borrow your hat”

“But anyways! Let’s get geared up! Maybe the dart set could w-“

“Ah”

“Oh no”

Seems like it wasn’t closed all the way.

“There’s one missing. Man.”

“Maybe some of the staff put it in lost and found”

“You’re right! Let’s gear up and then look for the missing gear!”

“Wait, what are we even doing”

“Unhaunting! Something about a heart, right? We need to find an object to destroy!”

“But if we get it wrong, we’ll have to pay the damage. And you just bought a Switch.”

“It’s- It’s fine! I can sell it for money!”

“Isn’t the market a bit saturated with them?”

“Well-! Well then we just won’t get it wrong! Which is why: the gear”

“Ooh that makes sense”

“What do we take then”

“Whatever you think might help!”

“Yeah! Being hydrated is key!”

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#seeing a portable beeb makes me feel like a real professional gamedev #makes the little bwob who wanted to study game design happy #like someone who actually puts their game on steam #detective beebo

Beeb on the steamdeck experience

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#bwob birth. an international holiday

i think. by all technicality. marigold got pregnant first

by even more technicality it was my mother first

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#we are back to house reproduction people

who's getting pregnant last

THE HOUSE ITSELF

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#mozillitos....

(The comic in question.)

now which of your characters is getting pregnant second? 🤔

Beebos neighbor cat, the one from that ending 1 silly comic

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#is this the prophecy doll that ruined eugenes life

Is the ending 5 bartender having twins

Are you the doctor???? Why do you have this information.

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#no tags

Wich one of ur characters is getting pregnant first

Hello????

The bartender from ending 5

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#im not sure if i posted these before or not

Which of your characters would secretly enjoy light chin scritches and head pets. For science ofc.

One can only wonder.

And an extra beebun

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#and with fun i mean uweh #detective beebo

Having fun on whiteboard

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#detective beebo #eugene c.

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#its been so long since the last update i had to scroll for so long to get the prev link #no start u dont need it it ok you dont need it #i got distracted by watching reels on instagram again. smash me with a hammer #yeag just this. but more will arrive yes. #at some point close yes probably #detective beebo overnight train

He quickly matches pace with Simon and go straight for their shared room

Sleeping furniture... on a moving vehicle...! The future is now.

"I brought so much stuff, Here's the switch, Here's a dart set, Here's a puppetry making kit, our shared off brand tamagotchi- It's a car now, by the way- And my guita-! I left it on the entrance."

"I have a potato chip keychain"

"Awesome!"

They unpack, which is to say, they throw some random things on the bed until they find something to distract themselves over.

"Do you think they give you train themed food? Like in themed cafes?"

"You are a marketing genious. We need to know."

With half their belongings not belonging anywhere, they go get some novelty snackies.

"Helo"

"This is train yes yes?"

"Snack train? Train snack?"

The food master, who looked at them strangely for some reason, apologizes and calmly explains that not only the food is for dinner, but that is not train themed.

"Makes sense, I guess, could be too much train"

As they leave, they hear an unfortunate interchange of words

"The people are hungry already?"

"No, no, the college kids were just wondering about the menu"

Ah. Yes. Right. College kids. Thats what they are now. Or what they'll be in a few months.

Which is a good thing and definitely not something that has been eating him for months now!!

They need to take a seat.

"Uuwaaabwhbwuwaaaauabwuwaaawuabwewbbwe"

"Yeag"

He melts on the table. He would melt on the background if he could, but sorceries far beyond his control deny it so.

"How long until doomsday?"

"If my cryptic dreams are right, 35 years. If you mean university, I think we still have a month until all inscriptions close everywhere. "

He melts harder.

He can't keep this waiting! He already took a year off!

"When we end up living underneath a bridge, I'll let you borrow my left shoe"

"I will not forget this deal."

In a world of possibilities, how is he to choose? To become one thing for the rest of his life? AND it has to be profitable??? Cruel and unusual punishment.

"Do you want to check the wheel"

"Okay..."

He becomes solid again and looks at Simon's phone.

It's a little coding fun bonanza he took part in, making a silly roulette with all possible work possibilities! With added stats of Quality of Life, Money expectancy and Whimsy.

He is not be the best artist out there, so Nadia’s Photoshop skills come in pretty handy!

"My son. What shall the future bring for your dear creator"

The wheel goes, it makes a silly slipping cartoon sound.

As programmed, it stops randomly and abruptly.

Right under "Retail"

"Do you want me dead. Is that it. Do you want your father dead."

"This is why God doesn’t talk to us anymore. We chose retail"

"It has low stats everywhere!!! Basically whimsyless!!!"

"I'm doomed. Not even my own creation supports me. What shall become of this wretched creature."

"Make another and let them compete for your love"

...Which could mean nothing. Coming from him. He lowers his internally raised eyebrow.

"You haven't rolled"

"It's fine"

"Huh? Have you decided already?!"

He looks a bit lost for a moment, and touches the screen.

"Doctor"

"WHAT THE HELL"

"That's so good!! Why do you get the good stuff!!"

"I don't want to be a doctor, though."

"But you could be! You're good at biology, you can totally be a doctor!!"

"I guess..."

If he recalls correctly, Miss Marigold also suggested being a doctor. Does he think it would be too hard? Too competitive? There are many other fields under medicine...

Unlike himself, who is not particularly good at anyth-

"Why aren't you going into coding, though?"

...Right. That.

"Oh I'm just... not into it anymore"

"It was like, a phase or something. It's not something I'd do as a career"

"But you're good at it. And it pays well. And you have fun doing it. The impossible triangle is possible."

"Um, yeah but uh, it's not my vibe now, you know? I'm doing different stuff now. As an adult who does adult things"

"...Is it because-"

"I just don’t like it anymore! Just because I'm good at it, it doesn't mean I want to work on it, okay?! You are good at cooking but you don't want to work on it, see?! We are the same! So just-!"

"..."

"..."

"...Okay. Sorry"

"Ah.

Did I fuck up?"

"...But um. I'd still do it as a hobby so..."

Silence

"Do you... have something else in mind?"

"I do"

"But mom won't like it"

(Must be nice, knowing what you want.)

(Knowing what you don't want.)

(Having your thoughts and feelings set straight, nothing unwavering them.)

A fading feeling of a strong hand patting his back comes to mind.

It sickens him, it sickens the comfort he gets from the memory.

(Maybe if he was actually his son, he would be able to hate him without remorse.)

"Have you considered making a podcast"

He slumps back on the table.

"I have. It sounds dreadful"

"Can't be worse than what already sells"

He raises a good point, but it doesn't make it better.

(He's secretly glad he didn't upset him for real. But what's friendship without accidentally brushing over your pal's trauma?)

Suddenly, a well wanted interruption!

“Now that’s not the mood for a fancy train ride. Cheer up, strange creatures!”

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#could be most of his relatioships tbh #gene and mari is a high speed gif of them going ♥♦♠ #♣ with nina #his only red relationship is a very shaky ♦ with nina #many of these could be done

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#triple M triple threat #detective beebo #marigold margulis

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