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Never posting my fanfiction. Call that AO2.

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This parade is one of the most thrown-together low-energy events I've ever seen. Our high school float parade had more enthusiasm.

The best part... Trump is bored out of his skull.

Though every once in a while he stands up and salutes.

It's really weird.

Also, they just paused the presentation to thank a sponsor.

Classy.

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It me.

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mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army

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Aliens

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how can you defend morbidly skinny people in media what if it indoctrinates children into thinking it’s ok to be unhealthy like that

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Me (waking up from a 40 minute nap): Hwf auag... ouugh,,

Glowing tree outside my house:

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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

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remember when guys would just wear anime girl orgasm face compilation hoodies out in the world i want a where are they now for those people. i do assume most of them have passed away from vape rig complications

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man at pump behind mine at gas station: hey!!!! Hey!!!!! *clearly directed at me*

me, turning around w dread in my heart: …yeah?

man: your bumper stickers are really awesome ☺️☺️☺️

me: oh!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed

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i love when people get so online that they start talking about how you shouldnt call yourself a pervert if youre only into normie shit like petplay and erotic hypnosis

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Cigarettes give you cancer, alcohol gives you cancer….. what’s next? the fire retardant in my ceiling that I like to inhale for good luck???