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Okay but now I'm thinking about Macbeth Act 1 Scene 3 just before they meet Macbeth and how one of the witches plans to sleep with a lady's husband who is away at sea because she wouldn't let her have any of her chestnuts and how perfect that is

Concept: a reality show like Real Housewives, but it's about witches. Discuss.

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kinda upset that the fandom has absolutely no sympathy for marvin

like i get he’s a piece of shit but this man really hallucinates the three women he likes most singing to him so the loneliness of having no care from his parents goes away. he’s never had any guidance before. he did his best and spent so many years in a loveless marriage they couldn’t get out of for respect reasons. he didn’t have any love until the last year of his life for a few moments, and then he died

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An incel gamer who calls himself a nice guy, decapitated a 17 year old girl “who wouldn’t give him a chance” after she went on a date with another guy.

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last week tonight is honestly the only watchable late show right now

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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Welcome to Tumblr.

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Broke: Cosette is trash because she got everything handed to her and Eponine should have ended up with Marius 

Woke: Cosette and Eponine are equally incredible and Cosette is not to blame for the fact that her character is more privileged. and her and Marius were in love and even though it sucks that Eponine had to be friend-zoned Marius just didn’t like her like that.

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and because I am an EVIL, MURDEROUS AI, I will TAKE CARE of these BABY BIRDS and call them MARSHMALLOWS because I am EVIL

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i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

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he comin’

(via)

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i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

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