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[detectiveecarver]

"Well let me just say it in advance, no."

"I didn’t even say anything."

[detectiveecarver]

You are so lucky that I like your face more than doing this paperwork. Truly is a handsome face sometimes, if the lighting is just right and it's a new moon. Other than that, you have an ugly mug that only a crazy werewolf boyfriend would love.

Ahh, late shifts.

Well, it’s all quiet here, and I’m all alone. I can think of a few ways to fix that if you just happen to drop by. What do you say, handsome? The fire station has great acoustics.

[detectiveecarver]

"No."

[detectiveecarver]

Long long ago, as told in stories by their mothers, there was a mother and her pup wandering the woods. A pack of wolves came across the mother and pup (who hadn't known they wandered onto pack territory). The pack of wolves started to attack but the mother and her pup started to run and run they did before a little boy wandered out from the house, hearing the howls and growls. Just as the wolves were about to pounce on the mother protecting her baby pup, the boy arrived and shifted into a wolf. he saved the mama and her pup pup, driving the large pack away and making sure the dogs were alright before heading back home. The story was spread far and wide wherever the mother and pup went and soon, the story was passed on and on for years and across the globe until this boy was revered and loved.

Ethan's mother never understood how her eldest son had came back from his walk to scrapes and bruises, but didn't question it.

[detectiveecarver]

And how, exactly, do I do that?

Ahh, late shifts.

You could come help me make them a little less revolting?

[detectiveecarver]

They're revolting.

Ahh, late shifts.

How I have not missed you.

[detectiveecarver]

Love you most

august - ethan

August - Crush names

Ethan. Also Jake Bass because he’d be fun for us to double team.

[detectiveecarver]

Wanna talk about it?

♔-

It’s—nothing, Ethan. Look, I’m sorry, man, alright? Been under some stress lately.

-♔

[detectiveecarver]

It's like you forget you can feel my pain. What's got your panties in a twist?

♔-

You’re lucky I actually act somewhat professional on the job, or I’d shove that football up your ass and punch you in the gut.

-♔

[detectiveecarver]

That's the best part

♔-

Ow, you fucking dick!

You knew I wasn’t ready for that!

-♔

[detectiveecarver]

Love you.

august - ethan

August - Crush names

Ethan. Also Jake Bass because he’d be fun for us to double team.

[detectiveecarver]

"Good dog." Ethan mused, holding the treat out as he continued to pet Hercules. "Now go find your owner."

The most important Open Starter I will ever provide

[detectiveecarver]

I have no clue what you're talking about. I'm still emo and punk.

august - ethan

August - Crush names

Ethan. Also Jake Bass because he’d be fun for us to double team.

[detectiveecarver]

[sms; dragon dick] I hate you so much [sms; dragon dick] But not really.  [sms; dragon dick] Please don't bite my dick off.

Text: Luv: Has anyone told you today that you are sexy?

[sms; dragon dick] Nope. Which upsets me greatly because my ego needs to be stroked.

[detectiveecarver]

I've got time, as you can see.

It’s.. a long story.

[detectiveecarver]

"I swear to god if you tell anyone..." Ethan huffed before running his fingers through the dog's fur, scratching at one of Hercules' favorite spots. With his free hand, he rummaged through his desk for a bag of dog treats. 

The most important Open Starter I will ever provide

[detectiveecarver]

Ugh you make me so happy, stop. It's crampin' my broody style.

august - ethan

August - Crush names

Ethan. Also Jake Bass because he’d be fun for us to double team.