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maybe there's a universe where my mother is a successful youtuber and her captions with her 10 Million subs YouTube Play Button is “10 Million loyal subscribers....1 useless son”

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Why didn't she let me stack polos on her. I’m so sad. This day is ruined.

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sometimes you put too much time and energy into finding that exact p**n in better quality (preferably in 1080p or 720P HD) but it turns out to be not worth it

:'(

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It's an orange cat. It's doing what orange cats does

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Received a bouquet with a note “i love you”. Threw it immediately and laid flat on the ground. Apparently, it wasn't a bomb. Who tf actually fell in love with me?

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Somebody make me famous af please

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When i watch Witcher with my girlfriend, she tends to go to bathroom within a minute of Cavill appearing on screen. She takes quite some time there. I don't know what she's doing inside, but anyway it gives me enough time to fap one out on Cavill

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