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Sixty: “Why did you commit murder?” I’m an extrovert, next question.

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Alex: The eagles won last night.

Connor: Huh, I didn't know you were into football.

Alex, covered in scratches: Football?

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[Connor is struggling to solve a case]

Nines *mentally solves it in five seconds*: Sometimes I underestimate how weak and dense my prototypes are.

Connor: I beg your pardon?!

Nines: Then beg.

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2022.2.13

i just finished playing dbh with my sister and i got addicted to the fan base again… i’m so sorry.

anyways, this cursed idea came into my brain. jerma is an android designed to entertain the younger generation, a “twitch streaming” model created with enough human-esque flaws so he can be relateable. he’s programmed with over 1000+ references to obscure 90s culture.

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Connor saves this memory forever in his cache

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reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from

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another Connor portrait because I simply can't sleep :'0

I actually really like this one >:)

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MOSCHINO Pre-Fall 2022 (part 4) if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

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You can’t kill me, I’m not alive. 

(anyone else attend the EPIC DBH Yr 3 anniversary stream with Bryan & Amelia yesterday?? it was so fun~)

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i feel a certain kinship with lieutenant anderson....

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Shades of blue.

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That’s it.

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“when you look at me with those brown eyes…”

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"One error and I came to life. I stepped out of the darkness and I opened my eyes." -Kara

I love this girl uwu

(Edit by mwah!)