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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

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PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

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grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

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BTW when you encounter a character and think "What's this guy's fucking problem?" that's your body trying to give you an out before you fall into obsession.

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i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

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”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

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looking at pictures of characters on my phone at night feels like this sometimes

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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

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Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?

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biting my mama