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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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THE GREEN KNIGHT (2021) dir. David Lowery

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so true

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Silent Hill: Magazine Ads. 1999,2001,2003,2004.

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white people when there's dinner at the function

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Tumblr 2021: he is SO soppinf wet, my scrimpy little fiction boy

Tumblr 2025: sodomizing and spanking that man #TheCharacter

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every single person on our planet has at least one fictional character that will make them install fortnite

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i have an oc whos an office worker lesbian whos obsessed with my in-universe equivalent of sanrio and her favorite is the mascot no one likes and thinks is creepy so i decided to sit down and actually make it a design. here is zombunnie

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ouugghh.. its the him

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I want every couple BROKEN

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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Mammoth Gordon Ramsay: Oh, fuck me, you've just thrown a spear into my side. And another! This is fucking ridiculous. Hurts all the more knowing you're going to overcook me too

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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

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the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research