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An original idea to protect yourself when cooking...
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i need to stop opening instagram i can feel it making me stupider every time i use it

what the fuck are you talking about
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shoulda been mj lenderman
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fuck man

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#imagine being some rando pa english teacher#and having to watch your senator crash out in front of you#cartoon shit#usa is imaginary#us senate#empire posting#us politics#john fetterman
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Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo
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It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be
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