deuce-n-snake

[deuce-n-snake]

Are you familiar with a guy named Rouxls Kaard? He might be behind the worm thing. That or maybe you can snag some from him! He likes keeping them around.

* rouxls kaard ..? that's the. strange blue guy, right? i don't know him that well... what about you, boss?

* 🎷🎵🎶🎵���♻️💰🎵🎵🎶

* Oh!

* 🎷🎵🎵🎶💰❌️. 🎵🔫🎶🎶🎵

* Oh . Er , translation : "i actually have been stealing his worms and then selling them back to him for a while . but he never actually pays me . gonna kill him if he keeps that up" . ..yikes

[deuce-n-snake]

[They slide over 15 D$ on Deuce’s head.]

Can I get uh, 3 worms. They’re for my friends. Please don’t question it my friends are all crazy people

- Weird Hexagon Figure

* 🎷🎵🎶🎵~!

[ you got a bag of worms. ]

* for any interested buyers, our stock is still available, and we've still got 4- uh . 3..? worms?

* 🎷🎶??? 🎶🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶 !!!

* oh! on it, boss!

[ deuce is looking for the Missing Worm ]

[deuce-n-snake]

Hey, uhm… What do you do here? I’m in a new place in town, stuff is Weird here. Do you guys. Have any, well. Wares?

- Weird Hexagon Figure

* well, you're in tv world, and most folks here work for tenna or participate in his shows one way or another. if you want, i think he's looking for new contestants ! ... we , er, don't do either of those

* about the wares ... ( * 🎷🎶🎶🎵 ) oh! yeah, you're in luck!

* 🎷🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶! 🎵🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶~~

* we found all this good stuff around the place and are, uhh, rehousing it! for totally fair prices!! it's a special offer just for today!

* ( ...boss, is this really all we had on us? )

* (🎷🎶... )

[deuce-n-snake]

I am the Everclear anon! Have some Everclear as a welcoming gift!

(you got a bottle of Everclear.)

* ooh! much appreciated ^v^-

* 🎷🎶🎵

* 🎷🎵🎶, 🎵🎶🎵 !!

* yes , boss !

[deuce stashed the bottle away for later]

[deuce-n-snake]

Er, how are we feeling about Mr Tenna these days?

* i think he's a pretty nice guy! he seems to have some. Issues. and im not really comfortable with how he goes about them... But all around i dont think i could ask for a better not-boss! there's a reason why i keep working even if im not employed!

* ... as for the boss...

* 🎷🎵��🎶🎵🎵🎶💳🏃‍♂️💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

* no sympathy for him since they got fired, haha... just a very profitable target

* (...wasn't tenna looking for his card earlier? who'd he steal it from?)

[deuce-n-snake]

Does Snake Is a Snake or just a normal Shadowguy with no animal Traits

* 🎷🎵🎵🎶💁‍♂️

* ( just a normal shadowguy ! )

[deuce-n-snake]

Favourite kind of gambling? Like, slots, cards, roulette, er ... dice?

* 🎷🎵🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲 !!!!!!!!!!!

* .. boss really likes craps (thats the one with dice) , and anything else that involves playing against other people !

* i'm personally not much of a gambler myself (odd for a pippins, i know...) but if they dont need my company , i tend to always go for the roulette wheel

[deuce-n-snake]

( * boss, i think i figured out how this thing works ! )

( * 🎷🎵🎵🎶🎵 !! )

( * yes, boss ! )

* er. hello , people of the internet ! not entirely sure why, but we're open for asks and questions !

* this is us!!! im the pippins, my boss is the shadowguy . . ... boss, why don't you tell the people a bit about yourself?

* 🎷🎵🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶💰💰💰🎶💰🎶🎲🎰🃏🎵🎶🎷🚫🎶🎵🎵🎶

* yeah ! and im their assistant, i help in whatever he needs me to do ! i like making others happy, and i unofficially work at mr tenna's studio sometimes . my boss , er, got fired... my favorite hobby is napping OvQ despite what it may seem, me and the boss arent some sort of body-swapped shadowguy-pippins duo , i'm just a black die!

* ...if you didnt gather anything from my boss's intro (i dont blame you, apparently not everyone can understand him?) , they like money thievery, scamming, gambling, ESPECIALLY gambling ! they mostly spend his money on gambling.. he takes me with him most times and its pretty fun! . also , he doesn't really play music that often...

* .. oh , and if you offer a good enough price, he'd be happy to take someone out for you! ( * 🎷🎵🎶 !! )

TERMS (..do i really have to use contract-y lingo for this, boss?)

- anything goes, asks and ACTs and maybe even magic anons alike! we also welcome other deltarune askblogs!

- please do not be a creep to us! nsfw blogs go away

- we're okay with everything else, i think ? if anything makes me or the boss uncomfortable , we'll just ignore it OvQ

- the time it takes to answer asks may vary... whether its because we can't think of an answer immediately, or because we're busy!

- similarly, how we format our answers might vary too ... sometimes we might not want to show our faces!

- [mod here Hiiiiiiii hello! 3 things. 1. i dont have any deep lore for these two (yet) (mostly) (there is 1 thing i havent developed too much) 2. im mainly using this as an opportunity to try and flesh the two out as well as work on My Anxiety 3. in case i need to specify, I am Not several people, the "we" is deuce referring to herself and snake]

- [oh yeah also this blog takes place sometime around-during ch3 , and these are my ocs! and be warned that theres a chance it'll just Die one day, lets hope not though!]

- .. huh! i don't remember writing that O_Q

* anywho, ask away !

* 🎷🎵💰🏃‍♂️🎵🎶🎵🎶~