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hi'm learning how to make and animate these guys

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Found rotini pasta in my kitchen with an expiration date of March 2020 last night

I graduated both high school and college in that time frame

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A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

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god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

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A few years ago while trying to find ways to commit suicide as painlessly as possible, I came across a PDF of Dr. Paul Quinnett's The Forever Decision. Thinking it might go into actual methods of suicide (I read an article once that actually did that and was trying to find it again) I started to read it, and I think I only got about two pages in before I was crying too much to actually see the words.

I downloaded the PDF to my hard drive and I open it again whenever I'm feeling too suicidal to do much else, but not enough to start booking a ride to the hospital. And every time without fail I only go up to a few pages before backing off and choosing to live another day just because suicide suddenly seems even more unbearable than whatever the hell upset me in the first place.

All the book really does is [I'm pulling a summary from GoodReads here as, again, I've read no more than 5 pages] "discusses the social aspects of suicide, the right to die, anger, loneliness, depression, stress, hopelessness, drug and alcohol abuse, the consequences of a suicide attempt, and how to get help."

But it also starts with the author kindly asking the reader to complete the book before going through with anything, and for some reason I'm compelled to really just try to read it all before finalizing everything. Despite not yet completing it (hopefully never will) I think I can safely say it's saved my life at least a few times now.

It's intentionally legal to copy and redistribute this book to keep it as accessible as possible, and it's very easy to find, but here's a link for it anyways.

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BILL? FORD?! ...Bord..

Ooo OOO I KNOW I'M ANNOYING AND POSTING THIS EVERY WHERE

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i feel like this -> ☝️🤓 every time i say it but stop conflating top/bottom/vers with dom/sub/switch PLEEEEASE. and i don't give a shit that there is historical precedent for doing so, they were being dumb when they did it in prior decades and y'all r being dumb doing it now

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Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny

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Also to be clear if you put the new Harry Potter show on my dashboard I will be unfollowing and probably blocking you. JK Rowling is responsible for the death and pain of too many trans people to count in my country and I cannot tolerate her new way of trying to gain cultural and financial power in any way shape or form.

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No bcus the implications of the Saja Boys are so funny like??? Jinu is the only one we've seen has a confirmed music background so did he have to research, train, style, and manage the group by himself???? Did he also have to come up with the concepts and the marketing or is there like a demon thats rlly good at photoshop? Or if its all Jinu that means he had to teach himself fucking adobe after effects and how to use tiktok. Also how did he even research how to make a boy group was he in the trenches of BTS comment sections??? God the more I think about the Saja Boys the funnier it gets

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Play…play that funky music white boy?

If music was a bair of boobs I would take the bra off

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unwilling narrator

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love when you get to the point in knowing someone that you cant use normal threats anymore. once cut my friend off in golf with friends and he went "im gonna capture you and shave you perfectly smooth and put you in my 'the human dolphin' exhibit"

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TMI warning but did you know when you’re gonna get a semen analysis you have to be completely celibate for a week and that thinking about not thinking about things you’re not supposed to think about to stay nice and chill and calm is actually still thinking about those things???

Anyways