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@hatr @fasterthanlime

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Hey everyone! This is my lovely friend Cyrus Nemati, who many of you may know as Theseus, Dionysus and Ares from the first Hades game.

He has spent the last couple years developing his very first indie game, Vampire Therapist, which plays with the many vampire character archetypes from across media.

It's been reviewing VERY well but it's not getting very many wishlists, so if you're interested in vampires, fantastic art and clever, funny, and thoughtful writing about vampire mental health, go wishlist it on Steam!

And listen, Cyrus may be too humble to leverage his colorful career as your favourite Hades hotboys, so I'm gonna do it for him 😌 GO SUPPORT FANTASTIC INDIE DEVS LIKE THIS ONE!

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Where's that post that's like "I can't buy expensive things like plane tickets on my phone, I have to use my laptop, big purchases are for the big screen"

Because apparently this is a literal actual thing that retailers hate cuz you think more before spending a lot of money, they want you to spend a lot without thinking about it so much

Source

Keep buying Big Things on the Big Screen, it's healthy for you financially to think before spending a lot of money!

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Revisiting the conversation you can have with Gale about Halsin’s proposition. I think it should be worse.

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Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity

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I'm sorry, cringe culture can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause it's dead!

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I'm desperately trying to write this bloody bg3 self-insert isekai fic but I'm stuck. There's too many things in my head and it seems I can't take a decision and stick to it. I'm using third person because first person feels weird (to me) but I don't know which POV I want to go with. Do I use mine? Gale's? I don't think I can pull off third person omniscient and to be frank, I don't really like it (again : for *me*. It just doesn't really work for *me*) Do I try and switch POVs from time to time?

I hate how I get stuck in the technicalities. And how self-conscious I am about not being a native speaker and my brain fog making it harder to make words.

All this started out as a joke, damn it! I just joked that I wanted to put a baby in Gale Dekarios despite it being impossible, then it stopped being a joke and then I got dumped after nine years so I'm processing some stuff in this fic but it appears that I can't bloody *write* it!

I think I should try a mix of 3rd omniscient, mine and Gale's POVs.

I can't even write a freaking PWP oneshot because what interests me the most in sex scenes is feelings, and I can't have that in a fanfic about an OC in a short story...

At least I realized I'm spiraling because I started to think about which software to use AGAIN, when no, all I need is Gdocs, everything else is just procrastination.

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My first Tav, whose name stayed Tav. My big, chill tiefling druid who doesn't really have a backstory because they're utterly normal and self-confident and I love that.

Tav Question

Do you have a favorite Tav if you have multiple?

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RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

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I still don't know how to use tumblr, but I'm also no longer in a relationship and I'm moving in a new place soon, which fills me with dread.

Anyway, a thing that works to offset that dread is the thought of impregnating Gale Dekarios from multi-award winning game Baldur's Gate 3. I want this wizard to have my babies.

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To-cat-ata in B by sympawnies

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OMG THANATOS HADESGAME IS ON TUMBLR

long time no see. boy got fresh hair 🦊

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"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

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Very oblivious

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tumblr trying to be like tiktok then trying to be like twitter then giving us the 3rd unreality inducing immersive ad, its staff members being condescending to the userbase, the marketing team trying to parasocialize their way into your pockets, youtube trying to do away with adblockers after upping the percentage of ads by 40% and making it so even if your video is demonetized watchers will still get them, youtube removing the dislike button then making it so you don't get a home feed if you have watch history turned off, google being able to remove your synched bookmarks if they don't comply with their policy, if i listed every way in which twitter has gotten worse in the last year this post will be as long as a novel, ai generated articles and images everywhere, google searches sucking ass in general, reddit charging for its api, KOSA being introduced into the US senate, tiktok in general, every social media under the fucking sun introducing log in walls, being unable to browse most sites on mobile from the sheer amount of popups taking over your screen WAUUUGH social media being products and thus requiring infinite growth and thus trying to introduce newer and newer shit that alienates its dedicated userbase. saturated sludge era of the internet