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When you gotta kill your twin brother at 8, but meet the homies at the beach at 9.

Vergil with chanclas.

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What’s the best way to explain the Sparda family dynamic to someone I’m trying to nudge into Devil May Cry?

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Nero’s first word(s)

Nero: M-M-M-Ma 

Dante: OH SHIT, VERGIL COME QUICK

Vergil: Dante, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t swear around Nero.

Nero: MAMA DIDN”T RAISE NO BITCH

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7TH GRAVE

Dante: Hey vergil? did the pizza guy ever show? 

Vergil: *slowly looks to Dante* no, He wasn’t motivated.

Nero: Hey dad? Maybe DON’T kill the pizza guy next time? We can’t pay for a 7th grave.

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Dante: *Says literally anything*

Vergil: bitch.

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VERGIL DOES LAUNDRY

Dante: WHY WOULD YOU WASH MY COOOAAAT!

Vergil: I was just trying to help...

Dante: BUT IT DOESN’T SMELL RIGHT! AND THE GREASE STAIN IS GONE! AND THE ICE CREAM SPOT WHEN NERO THREW THE SCOOP AT ME! AND THE MOLDY PEPPERONI IS GONE!

Vergil: *ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED*

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Dante: *Answering the phone* Devil May Cry?

Phoneman: Ah Mr. Dante. I got a dem-

Dante: Sir. let’s be professional here and call me by my full name. Mr. Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne - Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™ Series. 

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Vergil: *Attempting to sleep*

Dante: *at 3 AM* EEEYAH! EEYAH! EEYAH! EEYAH!

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Dante: *Walking into Devil May Cry with Vergil* Well. here’s the shop.

Vergil:*Seeing the broken Jukebox in the corner* How long has that been broken?

Dante: *War Flashbacks to DMC3*