devilmaymetalgear

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send me requests about the reboot boys ive replayed that game for the 3rd fucking time today and ive got 90 hours on that game

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I recently remembered kids next door existed and

IM CRACKING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUY I AM FUCKING HIM SO HARD HE GETS PREGNANT

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I am now realizing that my template was mirrored? Give me a million years and I'll mirror the thing so it actually works went printed

Have this no more heroes one that should actually work

Hi I made a zine, rubs hands together

The crossed out lines are my first and last name and id rather not put that on the internet tbh!

Made using Adobe illustrator and photoshop

I think I'll make a devil may cry one next, but i dont think it will be in this exact same style

Download this if you want! If I did everything right it should be ready to be printed on 8*11 paper, I dont know how well it will hold up since some of the pages have small details and lots of dark ink but ummm yeah! If you print this out let me know! I just made this for funzies/portfolio addition but still cool to have

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Hi I made a zine, rubs hands together

The crossed out lines are my first and last name and id rather not put that on the internet tbh!

Made using Adobe illustrator and photoshop

I think I'll make a devil may cry one next, but i dont think it will be in this exact same style

Download this if you want! If I did everything right it should be ready to be printed on 8*11 paper, I dont know how well it will hold up since some of the pages have small details and lots of dark ink but ummm yeah! If you print this out let me know! I just made this for funzies/portfolio addition but still cool to have

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When you have the time, could you write about Dante with a hyper fem reader? Almost always wearing frilly skirts or dresses, putting headbands and bows in her hair, and doing super cutesy makeup.

dress up doll ✮⋆˙ .⟡ ݁

Moving in was something that Dante had been really excited about. And for the most part, things have been great. He loves being able to see you first thing in the morning, loves having someone who waits up for him. Loves being able to see you get ready, and see you when you get un-ready. Who knew someone could look so pretty while brushing their teeth eh? There are however…downsides. He’s never lived with a girl before, do they all have this many pairs of panties with bows on ‘em? He’s thinking no. Even his dresser is packed, it feels like every time he’s putting away laundry, it gets harder to shut. Worst of all is the bathroom, makeup products that all look the same sprawled all over the counter. Dessert scented shower gels and products reside in his shower. Weird phallic looking curlers and straighters reside underneath the bathroom sink.

“What the fuck is even the difference?” Dante holds up two bottles of nail polish, to him they both look light pink. “One is rose and the other is more coral, duh.” You say glancing at him with a weird look, Dante squints, rose and coral…nah, light pink, both of ‘em. “Baby, I think one of us needs to see an eye doctor.” He chides, putting them back with the rest of the little bottles, you roll your eyes at his dramatics. Dante watches you try and reach a bowl from the top cabinet, the shirt you’re wearing riding up, showing your frilly panties. He dips his head down for a better peek, straightening up when you glance back at him, “Can you get that?” You ask sweetly, he feels very manly when he comes up behind you, squishing you between his chest and the counter, getting the porcelain bowl. “Here.” He hums expecting a reward for all his strenuous labor, he receives a kiss on the cheek and he smiles, good enough.

You’re really turning him into some voyeur, even watching you eat is a blessing. He follows you once you’re done, watching you pad into the bathroom, pushing your hair out of your face with a pastel headband, it looks all fuzzy and soft. Dante thinks all the products are a bit excessive but whatever. “Hey creep.” You murmur, looping your arms around him, “Not a creep.” Dante denies, scooping you up into his arms. You can feel his arms underneath your thighs and butt, you wrap yourself around him as if there’s even the possibility of him dropping you.

You squeal when he tosses you, your body hits the bed with a thud. “I hate when you do that!” You say with a huff, Dante laughs at your expression, flopping right next to you. He likes the contrast, his plain pillowcase compared to your silk one. “When you stop squealing, I’ll stop tossing you around.” He says like it’s easy math. “Or you could just stop being a jerk.” You suggest, “Eh, Sounds lame.” Dante drags the word out to really emphasize how unfun it would be to stop messing with you. When you try to be huffy about it, you feel his hand wrap around your hip, yanking you back against his chest. He lays kisses onto your shoulders, traveling to the back of your neck till he’s up behind your ear. All this till you’re laughing and trying to wiggle away. “Brat.” He grumbles, smiling into your soft skin. Dante is really no longer able to determine if you piss him off more than you turn him on, either way you’ve got him worked up, so it doesn’t really matter. But alongside all the pink and bows, you really did bring sunshine into his life.

dividers by @bernardsbendystraws

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hihi!!! so sorry but after reading your little ramble on dirk being a little underwear thief it’s genuinely all I can think abt <33 so I was wondering if I could request some headcanons of fem reader x dirk panty sniffer/stealer :3 (or js him being a dirty laundry stealer hehe) tytyty

dirk deveraux x reader

panty sniffing, nsfw, fem!reader

i fucking love dirk guys

He is such a little thief! He steals all sorts of your clothes. Shirts, tanktops, jackets, bras... and probably panties most of all

He's probably got a pair stashed on him at any given moment

Probably makes a point to leave the laundry door crack open when hes using them. Just enough for him to be heard. Even though he knows how embarrassing it'll be if he gets caught, he genuinely can't shake the though of you punishing him out of his mind. It honestly just fuels him to steal more

And when you do eventually call him out for creampieing half your pairs of underwear well... He keeps scoffing and looking away, saying that "you should've kept track of them!" And that "its not my fault you just left them there.". Acting all defensive like he hasn't been waiting for this moment.

Off topic but I want him to eat me out through my underwear and watch him cry cause he's so desperate.

Anyways um he totally doesn't have a boxer when you call him out and he totally isn't trying to not cum he would never be doing that totally not.

After getting caught the first time he does it more often, he leaves the laundry door wide open, does it in broad daylight, will make it obvious hes dug through the laundry to find your underwear. He's hoping the next time you catch him, he'll be able to do more than just sit there and whine

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Self Aware & Obsessive AU x GN!Reader— Date Everything (Dorian, Curt&Rod, Daisuke, Doug, Mateo, Amir, Johnny, Hector, Eddie&Volt, Mac, Daemon)

A/N: This idea from @devilmaymetalgear really hooked me in, and I wanted to write a quick little something! I see your requests, and I'm planning to combine them for general NSFW HC's so they should be out quicker! There are suggestive themes sprinkled in. Sorry for any mistakes as English isn't my first language:-]

WC: 1K

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You’re doing your 4th re-run of the game, it’s late, and you’re not really paying attention to whatever options you’re clicking as you pull up front Dorian for a chat. You accidentally press the dialogue option that lets you leave the house and your heart drops, you’ve made so much progress, and now it’s all going down the drain— but you blink, you wait, nothing happens. Dorian is just frozen there, with an expression you’ve never noticed on his sprites before, the dialogue box is empty and there are no choices. After a few minutes, he sighs—the dialogue frame is still empty— and then you’re forcefully exited out of the interaction. That was strange but, probably just a bug! The game just came out after all, plus it saved your ass big time, so you just saved your game and went to bed.

Most of the time life and work get in the way of your hobbies, and sometimes you’re forced to work overtime for 2 days and not play a single minute of your new favorite dating game. Finally, the weekend arrives, and you boot up the game, the ‘trivia’ that you expect to read every time now only says, “They’ve missed you.” That’s…weird, probably a new welcome back thing the devs implemented to make you want to play more. You finally get into the game and the second you put your dateviators on, Curt & Rod, Betty, and Dorian pop up at the same time. Each of their dialogue boxes empty, and they’re all speaking over each other before the game just crashes.

Odd, you re-start and everything is fine. You go downstairs and aim your glasses at scandalebra, but somehow, Daisuke is the one that pops up on your screen. He does his usual greeting, you’ve already finished his route though, so this glitch cost you a chance. You sigh and skip through before the game stops registering your clicks and Daisuke seems to be staring right at you. Is the DLC doing this? As you’re just waiting, Daisuke finally speaks, “My love, why do you wish to waste time with the likes of him?” he sighed, “I’m right here, all yours, and you haven’t even looked at me for weeks. Are you… bored with me?”, there aren’t any choices you can select.

One time you aim your glasses at Johnny and Amir is there instead. He’s got this… look on his face, he’s blushing, and he just can’t seem to form any words. But trying to click through his empty dialogue does nothing, so you just wait. Before he could even speak, though, your game completely freezes and in seconds you’re somehow in the breaker room? Eddie & Volt greet you like nothing’s wrong, “Live wire! Ah, we’ve missed you, where have you been?” Volt said in this, eerily cheery tone of voice you’ve never heard from him, then Eddie started talking, “not good to ignore your boyfriends for too long, we could start getting jealous, y’know?”

You’re so close to finishing Abel’s story quest, and when you go over to him, you find out that one of his legs has come loose out of nowhere. Tony won’t come and fix it, no matter how many times you call for him. You go over to Tony, much to Abel’s dismay, he looks way more cheerful than you’re used to, “Ah, and to think I thought you’d forgotten about little ol’ Tony for that fucking table. I can’t tell you how much I’ve missed you, want to show me how sorry you are for ignoring me now that you’re here?”

You’re talking out loud to yourself about how this time you’re going to finally romance Keith and when those words leave your mouth your bedroom and bathroom door close themselves shut. You click and click, but Dorian just won’t open. You aim your glasses at him, the only thing he says is, “Sorry, luv, don’t feel like sharin’ you today,”

When you aim your glasses at your fridge, you expect Freddy and somehow the character standing in front of you is… Doug? “Look, I know I’m just a concept made form, but even I need some action time to time from my lover. Get your ass here and stop talking to that hairy fridge. I missed your dumbass.”

You’re talking to Curt & Rod, and you’re pretty sure they aren’t supposed to say, “Look, we know you’re popular,” Curt says, then Rod continues, “and we totally get why… I mean, look at you baby!”, Curt then chimes in, “but y’know, we do want you for ourselves the most. Why don’t you, ignore them for a while and come cuddle up with us? It’s been a while, lover.”

You talk to Mac once first thing in the day, and now the rest of your charges are gone! You try aiming your glasses at them again just to see, and it actually works, “I can get a little possessive, but you do understand, don't you?”

You do not remember about a literal sex scene where Hector and the player (you) are experimenting with temperature play as he’s breathlessly moaning your name when your character shivers, “Ah my love, seeing you so vulnerable all for me while they are watching makes my heart so full that it could burst.”

Somehow, every day a new inanimal goes missing, and you have to spend hours with Mateo to find them, somehow he doesn’t mind this at all, somehow the inanimals look chirpier than ever when you click on them.

You don’t even remember there being a shower feature, let alone how your character got into it, but the way Johnny is looking at you and the way he’s talking about your body like it’s the really expensive looking piece of cake in a bakery window tells you he’s loving this. “You look… amazin’, downright ethereal, am I allowed to… get a feel for myself, gorgeous?”

Somehow every time you try to talk with Diana, your diary, Daemon shows up. They say nothing, just look at you with a blank face, until one time you got so over it that you closed and opened the game again. Once again, aiming your glasses to Diana, yet Daemon shows up. They laugh at you, “Ah, opposite of hate, is it that hard to see you belong only to me? Since now, they know what they are too, I’ll stop being ‘special’, will you still talk to me then?”

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Self Aware! Dateables x reader thoughts

Little random things that popped into my head. Written with more yandere esque dateables in mind but its up to interpretation

Self aware date everything au where they will choose which options for you. So like if you romance Tony you have the option to kiss him or not, and in a self aware au he chooses for you cause hes just so smart. Dirk and Harper force you into their polycule, Chance forces you to play DnD with him, the Hanks always bring you along for extreme sports. Stuff like that

Maybe the secret/more powerful characters try and restrict who you talk to. Like skylar amd Reggie or maybe daemon and ShadowLord. They waste all your charges everyday so you can hardly talk to any other characters. And even if you do manage, they might always find a way to interrupt the two of you.

If you take a break from the game they will kill themselves

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or sitting on his face while you scream at him for all the fucked up shit hes done

Okay but like… imagine reader not taking evil!dante’s SHIT. Mf says how stupid reader can be and reader is mf like “how fucking DARE you, call me that again and i’ll raise my OWN type of hellgate on your ASS” and does NOT fear the man and the man should fear the READER

oh he'd be so pissed off and cum all over himself

As much as he wants to show you just how pathetic you are, and how he being a son of sparda is leagues about you, he cant bring himself to do it. The way you jab your finger into his chest and scream at him, spit flying onto his face. The front of his boxers are soaked by time you're done yelling at him.

I think he would eventually come to his sense and start doing some crazy shit, probably forcing you to take his dick or something else along those lines. But even canon Dante has fantasies about you being in charge. Anyways evil Dante probably wouldn't mind you yelling at him while you sit in his lap and ride him. Its the only way to get out of any punishment that might soon ensue

anyways writing a fic with this prompt thank you anon

[devilmaymetalgear]

evil/swap!Dante x childhood friend!reader

Cw: porn no plot, well very little plot, reader has a pussy but gn terms are used, Dante is in heat/is pent up, degradation, DUBCON/NONCON, threats of violence, breeding, creampie, marking, spanking, borderline yandere tendencies, Dante is a massive horrible pervert who wants you to cry

A/n: If someone asks for it I can write a version with male genitalia, I'm just transmasc so I tend to write for reader with a pussy.

The shop was quiet. A rare moment after you got abducted moved in with Dante. That moment was short lived though.

He stumbled in through the door, head hanging low as he trampled through the house. Heavy footstep after heavy footstep trudging towards you. He was uncharacteristically quiet, his heavy breaths brushing against your neck.

"Welcome home." You didn't have to turn around to sense the blood that soaked him. That metallic tang wafted towards your nose as he leaned in. "Rough day?"

No response. Just his rough panting as his calloused hands slid around your hips. It was worrying for him to be so silent. His head ducked low to your neck, huffing and licking against you.

"You've got no idea." His hips began to rut against your ass, rock hard cock pressing against you.

"Dante I'm in the middle of dinner-"

"I dont give a shit about dinner."

"I'm not in the mood for-"

"You think you have a say? Do you even know who I am?"

"I don't care, Dante, I already told you I'm not in the mood!"

"And I'm not in the mood for back talk from a powerless human. You're going to take what I give you." His sharp teeth sunk into your neck, nails digging into your flesh.

"Dante!" You gasped, a pained whine slipping from your throat.

"I've been too lenient with you... letting you think you can tell me no. You know who I am, right?" He snarled, lifting his head from your neck, the faint metallic taste of your blood on his tongue. As much as he hated your utter refusal of him, the prospect of putting you in your place had him leaking in his pants.

Tears wellled in your eyes from the seering pain of his bite, sticky blood running down your shoulder.

"Da- Dante- it- it hurts!" You cried, squirming as he slid his hands toward the button of your jeans?

"It hurts? Hurts so bad?" He cooed condescendingly, licking along the still dripping blood. His warm tongue slid across your shoulder blade and up to your neck. Saliva and blood coating your neck and shoulder. You felt sticky, wet in more than one place. His hand gripped your hair, pressing your face down into the counter and bending you over it.

"Dante- no, Dante- please stop!"

"If you had just listened, I wouldn't need to do this, yknow." But you know deep down he would've anyway. He was hardly gentle with you, not anymore. When he was younger he just acted like a brat. Forgot how much power he had over you, but now he reminds you of it every day.

You know it's pointless to cry, only spurring him to hurt you more to hear you sob, but you truly can't help it. Tears streamed down your face, eyes squeezed shut as he slipped your jeans down your legs.

"Acting like you hate it, but I can smell how wet you are... you just like to play hard to get, don't 'cha?" He leaned his head down, close to your ear, his voice dropping lower. "If you keep fighting me like this, I might just have to get meaner. But maybe you'd like that, huh? Fucking masochist."

He stood up straight, grinding his aching election against your ass, groaning and huffing as you whimpered. It wasn't long before he started undoing his belt, slipping off his leather pants.

"Who do you belong to?" His hand fell to your hips, squeezing as kept putting his bare cock against you.

You froze, choking up as you stuttered out a frail response.

"Y- you, Dante-"

But despite your answer, he slapped your ass, gripping you tighter.

"Say it again, like you mean it this time."

Another strike across your ass, his calloused hands kneeding your flesh.

"You, Dante!"

You winced again, feeling a third strike. He grinned, watching you squirm and whine from his ministrations.

"Cmon sweetheart, one more time. Like you really mean it."

"I belong to you, Dante!" You practically moaned, his firm hands slipping off your underwear. His thick cock slipping against your folds. As much as your mind said no, your body had other ideas. It felt like slick was dripping down your thighs you were so desperate.

"Good pet..." He pet your head, still teasing you before thrusting himself in. Despite how frequently he made you take him, he was always just a little too big to take at once. And it didn't help he didn't like to go slow either. He fully sheathed his cock in you, thrusting shallowly at first before picking up the pace. "You always take me so well. Always trying to act like you dont get cock drunk as soon as I put it in. Isn't that right?"

You hardly even spoke, just moaning and glancing behind you every so often. It seemed impossible to escape him.

"Think you can say no to me... I thought we really were getting somewhere." He laid on your back, growing into your ear. He was overbearing, his weight forcing you down. Even if you wanted to get up there was no chance now. "Fuck- such a brat. You hardly even deserve my attention. You should be begging and thanking me everyday. Instead you wanna act like a prude."

"Dante-!" You cried out, feeling that coil in your belly tighten. That sinful pleasure building in your gut. To admit how many times you had cum from his rough treatment would leave you in shambles. An embarrassingly high number. Despite how much you willed your mind to disregard the pleasure, your body had other ideas.

"Already thinking about gushing around my cock? And you're the one who didnt want this." He groaned, pumping his cock into you even faster. He was letting out small whimpers now, close to his peak. "Take my cum- say 'thank you Dante.' Since you wanna be so ungrateful.'

You whined, drool dribbling out of your open mouth. We're you seriously about to thank him for his cum?

"Thank you, Dante! Thank- Thank you so much!" You screamed, loud enough for the people down the road to hear. Thoughts of him were all that was racing through your mind. You felt yourself clench, tensing up before a wave of pleasure washed over your. You felt boneless. Merely laying there as he continued to finish himself off inside of you. Huffing and panting as he bucked his hips.

"Ready for round two?"

I didnt know how to naturally end this so please dont hate me. Also ignore how you can tell exactly when I stopped writing thus for 2 months and then finished it yesterday

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Okay but like… imagine reader not taking evil!dante’s SHIT. Mf says how stupid reader can be and reader is mf like “how fucking DARE you, call me that again and i’ll raise my OWN type of hellgate on your ASS” and does NOT fear the man and the man should fear the READER

oh he'd be so pissed off and cum all over himself

As much as he wants to show you just how pathetic you are, and how he being a son of sparda is leagues about you, he cant bring himself to do it. The way you jab your finger into his chest and scream at him, spit flying onto his face. The front of his boxers are soaked by time you're done yelling at him.

I think he would eventually come to his sense and start doing some crazy shit, probably forcing you to take his dick or something else along those lines. But even canon Dante has fantasies about you being in charge. Anyways evil Dante probably wouldn't mind you yelling at him while you sit in his lap and ride him. Its the only way to get out of any punishment that might soon ensue

anyways writing a fic with this prompt thank you anon

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How's evil Dante NSFW doing?

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I need to finish it up but its almost done, all that's left is the very end and a read over

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Omg hihi could I request smth spicy and fluffy with washford and drysdale x reader (they-them prns)? Pls n tyyyy

WASHFORD & DRYSDALE X READER

Okay so this is the first time im thinking about writing them at all actually so do NOT throw pitchforks please

gn!reader, teasing, biting, no plot, sort of fade to black smut

"You know, my love, you are just so lucky to have such doting partners like us." Drysdale ran his hands along your sides, slipping underneath your shirt.

"It is truly a gift, no?" Washford stood in front of you, pressing you between him and Drysdale. "No one else in this house will treat you better than we do." He chuckled, leaning his head down into the crook of your neck, biting and suckling gently on your tender skin.

"And we've both just been fantasizing about your return to us." Drysdale muttered, his knee slotting between your thighs. "You've obviously been doing the same right? I mean it'd be impossible for you to not."

It seemed like with their touches, you were rendered useless. Pliable.

"And we've just been aching to see you again, human."

"I think it's time to show you how we truly feel, yes?"

Hi this is very short but I think I did pretty good, send more date everything asks guise

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Once i saw that you were writing for luke i jumped to request. There’s literally nothing of him and it feels like he has isn’t getting the attention he deserves. So, if you could, maybe write a fic or hcs on him pls?

Yes I LOVE LUKE NUKEM!!! Keeping these mostly sfw but there is like allusions to stuff here or there

LUKE NUKEM X READER HCS

We all know his chasis is sensitive.

He's not good at flowery words, or beating around the bush. If he's thinking something, he's gonna say it. And it doesn't matter where you guys are. DONT TAKE HIM IN PUBLIC!!!!

Extremely ticklish, and he giggles. Could probably get you to stop if he wanted but he lets you go until he can't breathe

Might be myself projecting but I think hes got some kind of adhd or adjacent condition.

Please run around the house and roleplay his missions with him he'll get so giddy. Make sure you share a sleeping bag with him too you HAVE to do that.

these are a little short cause im very bad a writing a lot for newer characters but I think I might do a one-shot with him cause hes just so kyoot

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The fact that Tony says "give papa some sugar" after you romance him is,,,,,,, UGH LAWD HAVE MERCY levels in my brain

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omg i’m so sorry i thought that clarence said sinclaire pls ignore my request 😭😭

boss I will still write for him dont worry

Letting you know right now though I dont care for sinclaire but I'll do my best not to be biased

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Tony x Reader dating headcannons

A/N: Hardly seen any love for Tony and as the #1 Tony fan I gotta do my boy justice

Tony x GN! Reader (Pure fluff!)

-Very confident about very minor things, but they are major to him he did teach you about “YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN’ ABOUT”

-When he’s out doing work somewhere else he has one of those widget apps to tell you he misses you…when he’s done for the day it goes off CONSTANTLY

-For birthdays he loves building things by hand, the longer you’ve been together the more elaborate they get. (If you have kids he does the same thing for them)!

-Poor Rainey has to give him so much advice especially early on in the relationship. Then later on when he gushes about you she almost has to charge him with how much he talks about you.

-I think he, volt, and Eddie are kinda friends, since they are found right next to each other, so before he’s realized Volt and Eddie have a count how much he talks about you.

-Definitely a dog person, if you want a dog just tell him your favorite and if he can he will DEFINITELY get it for you.

-He’s a guy that just loves to gush about his partner so his coworkers try to not bring you up.

-CORNY PICK UP LINES FOR DAYS!!!