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[devious-dickhead]

My four big joys for 2024

- having a job to save money for next year

- having my licence to gain independence

- having a boyfriend and making him a part of my life

- graduating

So far nonenof these are going well. I lost my job and haven't found another one yet, my bank accounts slowly running dry and I can't find another one because i don't have a licence. I still don't have my PS even though I'm nearly 18, i have to rely on other people to get me around and I'm constantly at theercy of the driver. My mother hates my boyfriend, i can't talk about him without her making me feel miserable, and I'm constantly made to feel guilty for picking him over my family. And they all refuse to acknowledge that we've been gothwr nearly a year and it's not a middle school relationship, I'm planning to spend my life with him and intertwine our lives . And yet that's never going to happen is it, because how can you intertwine your lives when you're not allowed to even say their name.

All that i have left is graduation, and quite frankly I'm not setting my hopes high, i just want to get it over and done with, i want the dissapointmwnt of my ATAR and uni applications over and the embarrassment of the graduation fanfare been and gone. I want this year over and yet I'm still so scared for it to end. Because all of these issues will still exist next year, but I'll just have more time to dwell on them, and all of them are my issues, but they're so out of my controll.

I need to get my driving hours up, but i need somebody to take me driving, and nobody wants to. I need a job, but I need somebody to employ me, and nobody wants to. I need my mum to reconsider him, but she dosent want to, and nobody's can make her.

I need to graduate, but I'm scared to take that step, and everybody's telling me to trust it.

3/4 of my big joys are making me miserable, no doubt in 4 months time it will be 4/4.

[devious-dickhead]

If I was a possum, would you build me a possum box?

Would you hang it,

in a tree for me?

Would you fill it with straw

For me to rest my tired possum paws?

Oh my dear,

Yes of course!

And every morning I'd leave little treats,

by the front door

I'd fill it with the finest hay,

Oil the wood, and clean it through the day.

I'd hang it on the tree,

least effected by the breeze.

If you were a possum,

I would build you a box,

And hang it in my heart.

[devious-dickhead]

If I was a possum, would you build me a possum box?

Would you hang it,

in a tree for me?

Would you fill it with straw

For me to rest my tired possum paws?

Oh my dear,

Yes of course!

And every morning I'd leave little treats,

by the front door

I'd fill it with the finest hay,

Oil the wood, and clean it through the day.

I'd hang it on the tree,

least effected by the breeze.

If you were a possum,

I would build you a box,

And hang it in my heart.

[devious-dickhead]

He could eat everything

Clothing idea, crotchless Kirby underwear

[devious-dickhead]

I know you're mad at me

But I still thought of you when I climaxed

[devious-dickhead]

To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!

[devious-dickhead]

What if I just didn't do any exams, like when it I just don't rock up, what happens then

[devious-dickhead]

What if I just didn't do any exams, like when it I just don't rock up, what happens then

[devious-dickhead]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[devious-dickhead]

Let me right a love letter with my lips, against your skin

[devious-dickhead]

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

[devious-dickhead]

Pin me down

With your, knee between my legs,

Hands on my hips, my thighs, my body

Take my shirt off,

Remind me that I am real.

Let your lips trail down my skin

kiss me where you want.

Where I need.

Lips on lips, hearts on hearts.

Hands between my legs,

Hands below your belt.

Hands anywhere I'd hate for somine to see.

Lips against my thighs,

Hands against my hips.

Sucking softly

not enough to leave a bruise

But enough

to make me feel.

Love me dearly darling

And I shall love you.

Dance to the harmony of our hearts

Wild and free and as messy as can be.

[devious-dickhead]

I wanna hold you close

Hear your breath ghosting my ear.

I wanna be the one you deserve.

But I'm too scared.

Too scared to let go, to give in and to let you know

Just how much I want this,

Just how much i need it

How much I need you

[devious-dickhead]

I want to eat the lights

[devious-dickhead]

hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

[devious-dickhead]

All amazing points and so important to take in. I think I have done a couple of these, but not habitually or intensely. But it's good awareness for me.

[devious-dickhead]

Boo