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happy gay month (first post !!)

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I'm craving the bread... the garlic bread... with pasta carbonara...

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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

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the extremely unrealistic transition goal of wanting to have a big fluffy tail

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kitty needs a $250,000 yearly allowance

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we are so back

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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Craigslist missed connections really has it all, eh?

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If you struggle to tell priests apart by their cassocks, you can always refer to their height. Are they just a little guy? That's an Anglican. Are they about average? That's your plain old Roman Catholic priest. Are they fucking massive? That's a Jesuit. Note that this graph only pictures a Semi-Jesuit, which is a cross breed between a Roman Catholic priest and a Jesuit. A purebred Jesuit was too tall to fit in the frame.

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I dream of a future where we look back and talk about AI and modern content consumption the same way we talk about asbestos.

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Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

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I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.

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