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butch lesbian granbull from my sketchbook i went back and colored just now. personally i think i am a genius
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when will they end? will they? don’t change the channel
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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...
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what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button
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u should be able to just live on a train like is that too much to ask. im tired of pretending its not my dream. why do we torture ourselves only being on trains to get places i need her at all times
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The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.
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I made this comic in very early covid lockdown
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chat how do i kill the desire to be wanted and chosen before it kills me
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"Well are you a [controversial identity] supporter???"
My friend I do not know what to tell you here. My rule is and remains "I don't care what you call yourself because your actions and who you are as a person is more valuable to me" and "as long as everyone in the situation is an adult and is giving enthusiastic consent I genuinely do not give a fuck what you do" and "words are stupid and people are complicated so it doesn't matter if The Words Are Wrong as long as it makes you happy"
I'm a longer tables not higher walls kind of guy. Have a seat. Break bread with me. Tell me a story over dinner. I think that'll be better for the both of us.
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The oldest trick in the book. Don't fall for it. Credit: @ourrevolution
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the little warning label on my medicine bottle that says "SWALLOW WHOLE. DO NOT CHEW OR CRUSH" would make pretty good vore merch. maybe i should cater to my furry followers more
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Today's Seal Is: He Loves Hose More Than God
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saw some tiktoks making fun of girls who want to wear revealing clothes in public while in a relationship and I just want to say if you love her and she loves you why do you care. "what if another guy tries to get intimate with her" just kill him? what happened to chivalry
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Magician Shokyokusai Tenkatsu and her Flower Heaven Troupe wearing a strap-on hooked into a 300,000 volt Tesla Coil to shower bolts of artificial lightning on the girls below holding conductor rods, part of the Japanese artistic movement called Eroguronansensu (literally “erotic-grotesque-nonsense”)
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