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do you have an ao3 account?

Not yet

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am I the only one who thinks darcy is funny

also WE NAMED DARCY WOOOOOO I CALLED IT

darcy runs on triple aaa batteries (autism, agenderism, anarchy)

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mine was a dog i still have him somehow

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

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I totally don't have a secret account or something

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Hello People!

you've might of heard about the don't say gay law.Does this mean that teachers can't teach us about shakespeare? Cause his poetry and plays seem pretty gay to me.Hmmm........................?

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meet VALOR

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imagine rebloging your own post

can't be me

Btw if you want to use this ask for permission!

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is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

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yes

So Commander Anne was something!!

Bonus:

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the only april fool's joke i have for you this year is me

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I'm a writer,artist,mememaker

tag yourself, i’m a writer and gifmaker/editor 😐😐😐

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this is too funny

calamity melodica

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I dont post fandom headcanons anymore cause i dont want to be insufferable but fuck it were like a month into deltarune chapter 2 my brain is full lets go. General thing of no this isnt canon no i dont expect ppl to aggree i just think these dynamics could be fun actually.

-swatch's best friend is tasque manager, and in respect for her need for things to be orderly he keeps the Color Cafe spotless for the odd time she does pop in for a drink.

-the position of head butler is not determined by size or anything, swatch being the shorter of the butler staff and almost adorably so compared to the swatchlings is just funny.

-but with that said he Does have the meanest karate chop, a VERY imortant qualifier for the role of head butler.

-swatch's current opinions of spamton arent as bad as his opinions onf rouxls but he just. Does not like dealing with either of them. He is not flattered by spamton's attempts at impersonation to break in, but hes even less flattered by the cafe being trashed by a certian blue puzzle master.

-tasque manager's tasques all have names, not that queen would remember them, but TM does make sure her coworkers at the very least to make an effort to know them.

-needless to say, swatch can identify each tasque by name and food preference from a look at this point.

-the swatchlings are known for being able to rise early and settle down late for their daily duties, which wouldn't be a problem if they didn't insist on crowing at those early and late hours like very large rooks.

-butjuice is just like, a fruit punch, with a base of watermelon juice because they need to stock watermelons whenever queen is in the want to have them be karate chopped.

-side note i am convinced im the only one who actually paid attention to that bit of lore. Its so fucking funny and everyone else is out here convincing themselves that swatch and swatchlings are super serious like. Mate they play fruit ninja to please queen.

-queen doesnt come down to the color cafe because she just isnt interested in going to the lounge of her subordinates, which is why they don't serve battery acid to the customers, but there is a tap ready just in case. It has to be cleaned and replaced frequently because the acid damages the pipe but its all for their dearest queen so its fine.

-speaking of queen, she does not know what the difference between types of acid are. You could tell her regular acid is battery acid and she would believe you. She just needs to sippy on smth acidic.

-on that note swatch and the swatchlings would never substitute for anything other than the finest battery acid.

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Part 2 of musicals

Hello everyone so this is the form for the musicals https://docs.google.com/forms/d/152kF-kz7GL4dfmjpNsdTpQlF1fcR5-tECabwR5cW8A8/edit?usp=sharing

you can do it and I'll message you soon!

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IM POSTING THIS AT SCHOOL

Hello everyone so um..I'm doing these musicals so if anyone wants to join one you can do this form and send me a video so YAY.Also no this is not broad way and no its not irl just put a note on this and i'll send you the form

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Bro imagine if in amphibia they had internet the clamity trio texts be like:

Anne:guys you get teleported to a very weird place with bugs and stuff Sasha:Ya I got kidnapped Marcy:Sasha!I hope your okay Sasha:no worrys marcy Marcy:Anyways I landed in this city called NEWTOPIA! I broke my leg though Anne:Thats cooler than these frogs trying to kill me cuz i look ugly even though that isn't true Marcy:Please dont die 12;00 Marcy:Omg i found out about that they have a weird version of chess. Sasha:GO TO SLEEP MAR MAR! Anne:I agree with sasha

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YES KNIFE

Yeah science