dgolden-boy - Tumblr blog

[dgolden-boy]

🙁?

[dgolden-boy]

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

[dgolden-boy]

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

[dgolden-boy]

literally us gays growing up and trying to relate to something

[dgolden-boy]

[dgolden-boy]

[dgolden-boy]

[dgolden-boy]

unfortunately, i, too, suffer from the male urge to impregnate twinks

[dgolden-boy]

[dgolden-boy]

idk who Jasmine is but she really went off with that rice

[dgolden-boy]

[dgolden-boy]

Water tower, Margit Islands, Budapest, 1914. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive.

[dgolden-boy]

I’m not horny I’m just bored. I’m not horny I’m just bored. I’m not ho- *jerks off*

[dgolden-boy]

ive never held hands with a boy before what if i get pregnant

[dgolden-boy]

[dgolden-boy]

are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

[dgolden-boy]

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast