dgrimm1991

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I mean... 🤷‍♂️

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I am way too fucking horny right now to be THIS tired 😒😒 Lethargic jerking ahoy!

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Figured it was about time I put up something of myself lol So here's the best shot of myself I've got haha

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Yuuuuuup

Hoooooooooooooorny

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Well shit, having lost 69kg (152lbs for all you Imperial system types out there) leaves a guy feeling slightly less shitty.... But it can't fix his photographic ineptitude 🤷‍♂️

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Yeah, so if I could fuck someone right now instead of being stuck jacking it because of this fucking quarantine.... That'd be just swell

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Okay then...

Right, so I try to have a conversation and you're just replying basically monosyllabically to the point where I just stop responding because you're clearly not into the conversation so I may as well stop bothering you, but then you send me a message saying I'M kind of boring 😒 Yeah, okay then, whatever you say...

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Please reblog and tell me if my stupid cow uddees are pathetic enough to make your cock hard.....

Nothing like a 22 year old with a body of a 32 year old whore mom and a brain of a 14 year old daddy's girl.....

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What does a kangaroo on the side of the road and I have in common? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z

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Tonight be like...

My brain: Well today has been productive, feels pretty good..

Me: I suppose

My brain: You know what would feel even better though?

Me: ..... What?

My brain: Knowing you're a fat, stupid, unlovable, easily disposable and entirely forgettable sack of shit that gets attached to easily because you're so repulsive that you're starved for any kind of affection that it makes you act like a clingy, pathetic, creepy fucking weirdo

Me: .....

My brain: You're also even more pathetic for venting like this, cringy little bitch 🙃

So yeah, like I don't want to kill myself but if I could just cease fucking existing I would take that opportunity with both hands right now

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good morning everyone! thank u for all the love on my posts yesterday, it totally made my day 😊💖💖.

here's another fun couple of pics! I see loads of posts about ppl wanting big tiddy gfs, but smol tiddy gfs need love too 😇💖

(actually I think my boobs look kinda big in the second photo! 😅)

reblog me and ask nicely and I'll send u a different pic that's a bit more fun than these two 😉.

(i have a lot of classes today, but I'll get to u all I promise!)

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happy sunday! I am mildly hungover today but it's always a nice day to show off on tumblr for strangers 😂😉💖.

the chance to see the uncensored version of my last post has expired, but u might be interested in seeing the what's under this cute little apple 😇😉🍎

it's pretty easy, just reblog me and send me the post and ask nicely 😇.

(this offer will also expire, i don't keep these photos forever because having a phone full of nudes is like the worst idea for someone who loses their phone as often as I do 🙄😂)

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That took a while...

Seriously, Tumblr needs to find a way to just let you highlight message thread and then deleted all the selected ones. Going through each of them individually to delete conversations takes forever 😒

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Can't help it, I'm a sucker for pale redheads 🤷‍♂️

being flexible is probably my best and/or only skill if I'm being totally honest, so I need to figure out a way to pass my exams based only on this 🤔😂.

(alternative caption, thigh gap coming along so nicely it's literally a 180° angle at this point 😂)

hope everyone had a good day! send me asks and stuff, I opened them and they're even anonymous and I still get basically zero 🤔😑. i might have another gif to share if u reblog this one and ask nicely 😉❤️

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Because I will ALWAYS happily reblog slutty Australian girls, because that is my jam 😎

some drooly idiot 💁‍♀️😇

reblog me if u want to see something more fun, it's the only way I know how to get followers so don't judge me 😁❤️

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Me: Today's going pretty well, been able to relax, enjoy myself... Things have been pretty chill 🙂

My Brain: That's nice, but hey what if no matter how much weight you lose or whether you manage to get a job no-one will ever love you because you're a boring, plain, uninteresting piece of shit?

Me: Oh....

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Some people, man 🙄

Why is it that when you let someone know you're not really into group play and fucking then with their boyfriend present (especially when you say there's no catches, just come over and fuck you AND say that you're single), their immediate, bitchy ass response is "Guess you're too scared to show your small dick"

Some people are just goddamn rude...