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Mycroft: The other day, Gregory texted me ‘your adorable.’ So I said ‘no, YOU’RE adorable.’

Mycroft: Now he likes me. We’ve been on three dates. All I did was point out a typo.

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Moriarty: I am going to murder you!

Greg: Let me ask Mycroft.

Moriarty: That’s not how this works-

Greg: He said no.

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John: They call me coffee because I grind so fine ;)

Molly: Oh my God

Greg: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am

Molly: Please no.

Mary: They call me coffee cause I'll give you energy.

Molly: WHY

Mycroft : They call me coffee-

Molly: Not you too!

Mycroft : Because I’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.

Molly: Oh.

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John: C'mon, Mycroft can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he's... I don't know, a terrible kisser or something.

Greg: No, he's good at that, too.

John: What?

Greg: What?

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Mycroft: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit.

Greg: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Sherlock: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

John: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.

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Those rare childhood moments when Sherlock actually wanted to eat something without his mother forcing him. 

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*whispers* the gayness of that man... It's outrageous

[whispers] he literally pasted john Watson’s head onto the vitruvian man. the Ideal Man. he took a physical picture of John and sat down with his scissors and cut delicately around his head and his ears, and he was so careful with john he got it on the first try. so all the extras he had printed out “in case he messed up” he’s decided to keep in his bedside table drawer.

truly outrageous.

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john: i really wanted to kiss you today

sherlock: why didn’t you?

john: can’t reach your face

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John: Sherlock, where are my army photos?

Sherlock: Hmmm?

John: I though I kept them in this drawer, Rosie wanted to see the uniform for a school project.

Sherlock: So they're definitely not where you left them?

John: Yeah, I haven't touched them in ages.

Sherlock: Well...

John: It's weird, because I can't think who would have moved them.

Sherlock: Yeah, who would want to endlessly stare at you looking like a soldier I wonder.....

Sherlock: No-one comes to mind. I wouldn't know why anyone would do that, certainly not, this is a baffling one John.

Johns army photos: *just staring at Sherlock disapprovingly, framed, inside Sherlock's bedside table*

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“How would you know?”

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More Holmes brothers bickering (for I, II, III & IV)

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It’s too large to be a pipe, and you wouldn’t dare pull the ivory box trick.

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Petty remarks in obscure manuscripts do not count as asking nicely.

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The crux of the matter is that the man’s already married.

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Haven’t you though.

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You might want to try a more direct approach.